highballs

The physiological response of the human eye upon ingestion or inhalation of 'The Weeds'. The resulting response is characterized by a noticeable glossiness and/or a distinctive red discoloration of the whites of the eyes. A human showing signs of 'highballs' will often be hard to agitate, irritate, or otherwise provoke into any actions involving any materials other than Doritos or Shark Week.

"Dude, are my highballs showin? I don't want the cops knowin' I've been hitting The Weeds."

"Hey man, before you head to work take these eye drops for your wake and bake highballs."

by Jahngad August 17, 2014

Highlander Highball

Any common mixed drink that would normally be ordered at a bar (i.e. Margarita, Strawberry Daiquiri, etc.) that is made in sufficient quantity to fill a standard five-gallon igloo container. Simple Jungle Juice does not qualify as a Highlander Highball. Draws it's name from the Highlanders; The athletics team name of Radford University, which is widely accepted as being among the premier party schools in the United States. Such concoctions are a common sight at any Radford University activity, on or off campus.

"Well I see there's a keg there, but what's that?"

"That, my friend, is a highlander highball. Five gallons of Strawberry Daiquiri."

by Johnny_Reb May 28, 2009

highball

A game when the players are high, and you turn all the lights out, and hide and try to scare each other as many times as possible

We smoked some pot and then played highball all night long!

by Jeff Mannalet November 6, 2006

Highballs

When a man/boys balls have not dropped yet.

Jhon acts so girly, he is probabally a highballer.

by Adrian October 15, 2003

highball

The inebriated act of intercourse with a girl/guy completely out of (beneath)one's league.

"After four beers and a shot, Steve was ready for anything, even a highball with Big Bertha."

by T.Owens September 8, 2008

highballs

Someone has "highballs" when they smoke too much weed and their eyeballs turn red. This term was originated by rapper Deno Benz.

"Dude can we please drive thru Del Taco? I'm so high and I don't wanna go inside."

"No dude, I hate the smell it leaves in my car. Put on some sunglasses and ain't no one gonna be able to see your highballs."

"It's 9:30 pm though..."

"People will just think it's a fashion statement."

by BettyCOCKer August 12, 2012

highballer

An adolescent male who speaks with the higher voice tone of a pre-pubescent, due to a naturally slower rate of growth toward maturity. The highballer is so-called in reference to his testicles failing to have descended at the present time in his physical development.

Q: That guy speaks like he's ten years old.
A: I know; he's a real highballer.

by JayJays February 21, 2005