Hideous Assistant Webster

Someone that women want and men want to be... and want.
As evidenced in the web cartoon "The Fear Hole".

I am Hideous Assistant Webster!
I am universally adored. Women want me, and men want to be me... and want me.

by Mr. Autumn April 14, 2009

hideously tentacled alien robot

Someone who immigrated to the US around 2000.

... You are older than me, dude. If you don't know that expression it's probably because you have no concept of "good" because you are some kind of hideously tentacled alien robot.

by dickurbane January 20, 2015

Hideous

Juleon is ugly asf

Juleon thinks he’s cute but he’s hideous

by Hideous April 9, 2020

roc hijoushiki

the most worst gross disgusting character in existence. most lobco fans hate him for what he has done to her.

Homo: "I like Lobco a lot! How about you?"
Weirdo: "Oh, my favorite is Roc Hijoushiki"
Homo: "Kill yourself."

by lobcoismybae June 25, 2023

Hideous Matching Disease

The inability to go out in public without matching belt to handbag to shoes to jewellery. Often using one very strong colour.
Normally only found in the female of the species and often comes on from about 20 years of age.
Sometimes called coming down with a case of the Clodagh's

She has the Hideous matching disease.

by C J F September 12, 2008

hideous

a word used to descirbe anything/anybody which doesn't appeal to you, usually following a very drunken night and rounded off with a shudder.

1) i can't come round today, i feel hideous

(or more simply)

2) eugh...hideous

by me October 9, 2004

Anuskwiks' Hideous Painting

A picture of a twelve-foot long erect penis. Once every year, it jumps out and goes on a rampage.

One squad's final transmission:

Sir...an unidentified object is coming our way. It's four yards long and two yards wide.

What? Main screen turn on!

Penis!

What you say?

Penis, sir, penis!

Make your time for later. Night is best time.

SIR A GIANT PENIS IS ABOUT TO FLY INTO OUR TURRET!

For GREAT JUSTICE!

by CharlesManson October 20, 2003