hib

noun.
A racial term to describe indians and their hairiness.
For example, chink is to an asian as hib is to an indian. Variations include, hibs (Shes got hibs in her mouth), and hibbed (thats hibbed up).

"YOU F*CKING HIB UNBLOCK ME YOU COCK SWINDLER! YOURE GAY!"

also can be used as an adjective:
"that chick was hibbed up"

by Awsmdavid July 30, 2008

Hib snob

Someone who shoves shit in random peoples urethras and then gives them a hot carl but they dont talk about it anymore like they used to and its kinda sad at this point.

Guy1: hey ill give you a Hib snob if you want.
Guy2: no thanks im getting a Trundle frunt later.

by The Magnum Dong70 June 3, 2018

hibsed it

Turn predicted/probable success into a massive failure. Inspired by the 2015-2016 season of Hibernian FC.

Hibernian FC hibsed it when they lost to Falkirk and remained relegated.

by Annieger May 13, 2016

hibsed it

When you fuck up in the worst possible way

He tried his best to win and completely hibsed it

by Ruth_Less_Lady July 27, 2016

Hibsed it

To get tantalisingly close to success only to screw it all up at the finish.
To snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
Spectacular failure

The team were winning 4-2 against their fiercest rivals with only added time to go. There was no way they couldn’t win this now but then they ‘hibsed it’ and let in 2 late goals to only draw.

by Skacel1902 August 14, 2016

HIBS

hoe i be scissoring

“then i told her, HIBS, hoe i be scissoring”

by pixiehollow September 11, 2020

What the hibs

an exclamation of ultimate surprise, if someone is being a cock

Steven:*junky bats calum*
Calum: what the Hibs!

by Lethonjane jayquelin March 6, 2019