Hisham Moment

A Hisham Moment - often abbreviated to HM - is best described as a divinely blissful feeling, achieved when a confluence of factors come together in a surprising and unintended manner to create enlightened ecstasy. Its origins date back to Hisham II, the third Ummayyad Caliph of Spain. Originally the caliph in 976, he was held hostage in 1009 and lost the throne. His Hisham Moment came when against all odds, he was reinstated as Caliph by Slavic troops of the Caliphate in 1010.

Notable examples of Hisham Moments includes fathers on the Maury Povich show when they are told You Are Not the Father following a paternity test.

Note: Hisham Moments are not to be confused with Miracles, which actually require Godly intervention

Having been with his vegan wife for 4 years, Hisham had all but given up on trying to convince her to partake in the joys of eating meat and all its derivatives. Mother Nature however had other plans for our newlyweds, and upon reaching the second trimester of her pregnancy, Kinza began to feel urges and cravings towards meat. She eventually succumbed to her desires and instructed Hisham that she wanted a burger. He chuckled, believing it to be a wind-up. So she grabbed him by the scruff of his shirt and screamed "Does it look like I'm joking?" It was then that it finally dawned on him what those words meant. Something he never dared dream of, even in his wildest imaginations. He gulped. Then gulped again. Then a smile appeared on his face, as his lips began to quiver and his eyes began to water, and he nodded. He nodded in approval like no man has ever nodded before. For he was basking in the Hisham Moment and savouring every second of it - the moment his wife finally joined him in enjoying a burger.

Francis: I saw Janine sneak into your room last night you cheeky bastard, go on then, spill the beans
Jamal: Haha yea, she always gets frisky after badminton. I happened to be standing there as soon as she finished her set
Francis: Well? How was she? Surprise sex is the best sex
Jamal: It was definitely unexpected, but not a Hisham Moment by any stretch of the imagination. She just lay there like a possum while I did all the work
Francis: Ouch. Well every hole's a goal mate

by DoesSheEvenGoHere October 11, 2017

Hiba

An awesome person, who is always there for friends and family. Easy to get along with and be on good terms with, because of their fun-loving nature and overall sweet and kind attitude. A really chill person, who doesnt pick fights, but will take somebody down in a minute if they are messing with her, or her friends. Don't mess with them, because they can kick ass. Very pretty and smart, but also daring and adventurous, any Hiba will be a great buddy.

On a scale of 1-5 of awesome-ness, they're always an 8 :)

Chick A: Hey look, there's Hiba.
Chick B: Oh, cool! Lets go hang with her.
Chick A: I don't know... I don't know her that well...
Chick B: Naah, it's cool, she's chill, c'mon.
Chick A: ...okay, lets go :)

by PsychoTeddybear May 12, 2011

Hibbarding

To hold something for an overly long period of time while someone is waiting for you to be done with it.

Quit Hibbarding the gravy, my Potatoes are getting cold.

by Ranec November 27, 2010

hipham

A hippie that eats nothing but ham.

You are a hipham.

by It's nad February 23, 2017

Hibaq

An beautiful girl with nice sense of style who kinda has an attitude with a big ass boooooty and who is funny and hates school and who can keep secrets

Hibaq is very nice and funny and I could tell her anything!!

by Deqa March 15, 2017

Hibari Kyoya

Character from katekyo hitman reborn often threatens to bite people to death.

The people in the room were crowded together when Hibari Kyoya came in therefore they were bitten to death

by Cozart April 20, 2011

Hiba

Hiba is a word that comes from the Arabic language meaning, "A gift from God."

You must be blessed, because you have a hiba in your life.

by @-->----- January 3, 2011