Jennifer Love-Hewitt

A celebrity, know for her awesome rack.

God-damn, Jennifer Love-Hewitt has a nice rack on her!

by <insert> October 1, 2004

Miss Hewitt

She is literally a fucking round tangerine that grew arms and legs but ngl she is pretty sexy I would bang the shit out of her but she’s still a tangerine

Who’s the hottest teacher in dhs

Miss Hewitt obviously

by BossmanKeiran October 23, 2019

Hewlett Packard

Syn: Sucks

Hey, man. I _know_ Hewlett Packard SUCKS! I work there.

by HP-slave October 21, 2008

hewlett

An obnoxious, tacky town on Long Island. Everyone here tries so hard to impress their neighbor that they forget how passe and unbecoming they appear. It's not that those in Hewlett have that much money, they just like to wave it in your face.

"Have you seen that girl with the chalcedony Yurman necklace? She's from Hewlett. Her nose is plastic. Her house is contemporary. Her BMW is leased. Ew."

by anonymousgirl1 June 24, 2007

josh hewitt

a massive dickhead that is very annoying

its to late - josh hewitt

by a dirty smoker January 14, 2020

Hewlett Packard

Invent - a company renowned for its technological advances especially in the field of computing.

HP Invent
HP pwnes Dell

by Alex Maftei December 17, 2004

Hewlett

See disturbia. You see, these two words are synonymous. When in Hewlett one should listen to Disturbia; likewise, when in Disturbia one should listen to Hewlett.

Matthias: Hay guise im packing a nice juicy wad of peach skoal right about now
Allison: Oh hai. You are tots male model status!

Throw on your break lights
We're in the city of wonder
Ain't gonna play nice
Watch out, you might just go under
Better think twice
Your train of thought will be altered
So if you must faulter be wise
Your mind is in Hewlett
It's like the darkness is the light
Hewlett
Am I scaring you tonight

by Matthias Jones June 12, 2008