hetch

sneezing into a chick's vag when going down on her
noun and verb

Rick hetched violently into her hairy snatch.
That soft bitch loves a good hetch.
That slut major league loved it when Ben hetched on her after some crabs jumped in his nose.

by Duke S. April 11, 2005

hesching

giving oneself a nasty rash or staph infection from not washing or touching your own shit

taylor aint washed in a while and i think hes hesching himself

by dave brasky December 29, 2007

hetshri

Hetshri means love of god. She portrays the love for chipotle and
frozen yogurt. Hetshri is shy around people at first but opens up to them when she gets to know them.

Me- hey wanna get some chipotle

Hetshri- hell yeah

by Natasha Reynolds July 9, 2014

Herschel's Law

Law of internet forums stating that any post conflating "Uranus" with "your anus" shall be down-voted to oblivion for being brain-meltingly unoriginal.

Uranus is nineteen times further from the sun than Earth, and therefore receives 1/360th the amount of sunlight. +3

Uranus is where the sun don't shine! -5,000,000; Herschel's Law invoked

by Sir William Herschel December 30, 2018

Herschel Highway.

Backdoor sex for the chosen people.

She wouldn’t let me have sex with her before marriage, but was happy to give up her Herschel Highway.

by Yentl March 29, 2021

hescher

The hescher is a culture in society consisting of the most common of folk. These people enjoy their free time having fun or being creative. Their lack of money is a choice of life over work. The most common of hescher's work only when need be. However, some do hold down full time employment, but ususally, this is only for a few consecutive month's at a time. Getting fired is a common result when the hescher is to hungover to show up for work. This results in pick-up work through friend's or dropping in to the local temporary work agency's.

The hescher has been around since the dawn of man. These where the people that built the Pyramids, The Great Wall Of China, the roads and railways, our homes. When the big guy with the belly said "dig", the hescher grabbed a shovel. The modern day hescher can commonly be seen wearing old work clothes, such as old boots, jeans, plaid work jacket's.
The hesher is always dirty, always hungry, and always ready for a couple of beers and a couple of smokes. The hescher does the jobs in society that no one else wants to do, such as, digging ditches, or cleaning public toilets. The hescher is you and me.

by Grant Miller November 30, 2006

Heschent

Some crappy local metal band consisting of 8th graders.

Ew. It's Heschent. Let's all throw up now.

by One Dollar Bill August 15, 2004