Het lag

That period of time, before coming out, when a gay guy tries to believe he's straight and dates girls.

I tried dating girls during my teen years but had no sexual feelings towards them. After I figured out I like men sexually, I realized I had been suffering from het lag.

by Arkansas luggage April 16, 2020

Het-lag

The time between straight relationships when you spend all of your time swooning over cute boys/girls and wishing you could go out with them.

Man, look at how Sam's totally drooling all over Olivia. He's totally in het-lag.

by Silent-Warning July 7, 2010

el helago

my penis

my girlfriend likes to play with el helago

by Josh August 17, 2003

hellagash

an abnormally large number of gash (see gash) assembled together at a particular time and place

yo man, this place is bangin wit hellagash

by jones August 7, 2003

Hellage

An expression of agreement or positive attitude.

Person A: "lets go cruise the strip and pick up some ho's"

Person B: "Hellage yeah"

by Daeldren October 21, 2003

hellago

when something happens a long time ago, so long ago that it's safe to say it happened a helluva long time ago.

man i remember when we had to use a link cable to battle, that was hellago!

by J Legend April 27, 2011

het-lag

wasting too much of your life trying to force heterosexuality only to accept yourself for who you are and embrace your sexuality in the end.

"I spent the first 20 years of my life suffering from het-lag but now I'm free"

Het-lag affects 1 out of 30 adults under the age of 35 in the US due to fear of being accepted.

by tatsamie September 30, 2020