Healthcare.gov

Verb: to fail miserably at the only job you have, to be a complete waste of time and money

In philosophy class this week Netflix healthcare.goved when an episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond" wouldn't load.

by ThatGuyFromPhilosophy November 19, 2013

Heal me in Final Fantasy

Slang for asking a friend to partake in homoerotic activities with you, including but not limited to passionately making out.

Hey man, do you think you can heal me in Final Fantasy?

Aight bro, just say 'no homo' afterward cuz we're not there yet.

by Captain_Boom March 29, 2021

Healdton

A one stoplight town in southern Oklahoma that houses most teen pregnancies in the state, drug busts, and 'tards. If you hear banjos, GET OUT.

Billy Bob: Hey, I hear there's a pharm party over in Madill, You wanna go?

Johnny: Naww Man, The real party is in Healdton.

by J1GL3s October 3, 2011

Matty healy

A rock & roll poet sex god.

He reminds me of matty healy.

by zen May 7, 2015

Hetalians

Hetalians watch Hetalia and love pasta and laugh in history class

There are many Hetalians in the hetalia fandom

by Silver-Chan September 16, 2018

Hetalians

Hetalians are humans that love Pasta and sausages . They love History class . They watch the anime called Hetalia

The Hetalia fandom is full of Hetalians

by Silver-Chan September 16, 2018

Hetalian

A hetalian is a noun for a person who loves (and worhips) hetalia. They are often found lurking in tumblr, pinterest, possibly deviantart and in many other sites. They also beg people who escaped the fandom how they got out. Sadly, these people who did get out got back in. Trust me. There is NO ESCAPE. R u N.
IM BEGGING YOU IVE ONLY BEEN IN THE FANDOM FOR 6 MONTHS AND MY PINTEREST BOARD IS FILLED WITH HETALIA. THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP. IM BEGGING YOU-

~•ᴛᴇᴄʜɴɪᴄᴀʟ ᴅɪғғɪᴄᴜʟᴛɪᴇs. Pʟᴇᴀsᴇ sᴛᴀɴᴅ ʙʏ•~

Ah yes, please be a hetalian.
And remember.

N E N E P A P A

Me: "Im a hetalian!"
Person: "Oh wow! You must be stuck in that hell."
Me: "Yes Karen. Obviously I am, now help me."

by TheChillFromAmino May 24, 2020