Hess girl

No other set of girls does horn more

I base i was checking a hess girl but she had five other men

by Jaynotsweff June 15, 2020

Hesse Effekten

The feeling you get after eating a fast food meal at hesse...

Possible symptoms:
nausea.
stomach pain or cramping.
vomiting.
feeling fat.
Death.

I forcefully ate a burger and got Hesse Effekten, now I feel like I might die.

by Timmy lamm August 23, 2021

dawson hess

Dawson hess is a funny, smart, athletic, sexy guy. He is well known for his personality and creditability. All though a dawson hess can have a slight temper.

Dawson hess: Hey dude love the jacket, but what did you say about my hair???

by ATlEX/MOO February 7, 2014

Hesse Sex

It’s a lot like regular sex, but it includes Jesse Zavala and zero gravity.

Let’s have some Hesse Sex!

by eljefe420 October 11, 2019

hess cup

A 64 ounce soda fountain cup available at Hess Express gas stations. When filled with the "Tremor" energy drink available at the fountain it makes a good vehicle for vodka consumption. When empty the hess cup makes an ideal resevoir for a waterfall bong made from a SoBe bottle.

y0, lets rip the hess cup and rizza

by BrickMaster&25Niggaz+36mafia-f00 December 7, 2006

Alec Hess

A very large specimen that is beleived to be human, although no one is really sure. Speaks many different languages and has hawk eyes. Likes to smoke weed and listen to popular 80's speed metal band Megadeth. Dunked in 3 basketball games.

Damn, Alec Hess is really tight!!!!!!

by MilkMan420_Thrasher December 14, 2008

stacia hess

A home wrecking snaggle tooth meth addict who likes to fuck married men and destroy families..she will even steal the wives and kids clothes and belongings.. this wilderbeast usually shows up by being dumped off by the last tweaker because she doesn't leave..usually dumped off in a field to be a a hole for anyone and she knows it..doesn't get a clue when told to leave..will steal your things and sell them for little money.. she is your typical Stray Mutt....

Stacia Hess is a snaggle toothed mutt..

by Vindicated lady May 23, 2018