randy was here

A note found written in various locations by Randy, a character in 'My Name is Earl.'

"Hey! Someone scratched my new mactoolbox by writing randy was here!"

by ryanszczucki June 17, 2017

Hey Vsauce! Michael here.

The battle cry of the single most marvelous human known to man.

Michael: "Hey Vsauce! Michael here. B u t w h a t i s h e r e ?"
Audience: "AUAUAUHAHGHGHGHAHHGHHGHGH?!"

by TheAnimatedDrawings July 25, 2017

Ayo the pizza here

When the pizza is here

Friend: "Ayo the pizza here."
*runs downstairs and trips*
Me: "OH NIGGA"
*yelling in pain as I fall down the stairs*
Me: " augh my ears burn"

by 9/11 was a gender reveal September 13, 2020

Not here to Fuck Spiders

Australian slang. The term is derived from and is another way in saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.

It also can be used as declaration that a person has arrived at place of work or sporting team etc…with set of goals and is determined to meet them.

Can be used as reply to obvious question.

Also can be used around women and children as “not here to fornicate with arachnids’"

1. "Mate look at this"...Barry
" Barry, we are not here to Fuck Spiders, get back to it."...boss

2. "Do you think we can win the championship?"...Player
"Well I am not here to Fuck Spiders"...Coach

3. "Digging a hole mate"
“Well I am not here Fuck Spiders"

by Parker26 August 20, 2010

Yea, get outta here!

When a second person (who usually is a kid or a whimp) says when someone seems to have more of a mental & physical power over you. They tell you to leave because of a particular problem.

Don: "you don't pick on my younger brother, GET OUT OF HERE!"

Lil Joey: "Yea, get outta here!"

by T.Wilson November 29, 2012

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by ­­ May 4, 2020

how did we get here

DO YOU HAVE 90 MINS

guy:how did we get here

me:DO YOU HAVE 90 MINS

by 90 mins February 6, 2020