Hansen

A man who is smart and intelligent and who is capable of doing everything and could have any job. Also He does not have friends who bully them

Man he is such a Hansen

by good dude 123 February 9, 2020

Heisenbird

A methamphetamine manufacturer of the avian variety.

Police were thrilled about the arrest of notorious criminal known under the alias of "Heisenbird" Evidence consisting of feathers and large amounts of crystal meth were found in his nest in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

by Heisenbird14 October 5, 2016

chris hansen

the guy on dateline who catchs all the sexual predators

Chris Hansen: Why don't you take a seat.

Take a seat. Right over there.

What are you doing here?

by Nykwil October 25, 2007

hanseny

worldly aware, humorous, mildly insane

"that nick is so hanseny"

by Nick Gerard Hansen the First December 28, 2008

henserated

humiliating or ganging up on another person or group of individuals to make oneself feel better

pronounced: hen-sir-ay-ted

Person 1: What’s wrong are you okay?
Person 2: NO, those girls just henserated me in that bathroom!

Person 1: Omg that’s terrible.

by peh’s #1 fan August 25, 2021

nolan hansen

Nolan Hansen is a member of the mrbeast team. He is 23 and friends with karl jacobs, mrbeast, chandler and many more!

Me: “Hey do you know who nolan is?”
Them: “No?”
Me: “nolan hansen! He is the best mrbeast member ofcourse! look at innitfx’s edits”

by idklololololololol October 4, 2021

Heisendate

When two people are out together, and one has romantic intentions but isn't sure that the other person does as well. The one with romantic intentions is afraid to ask the other person if he/she also has romantic intentions, because the other person might clarify that he/she DOESN'T. And that would lead to an awkward situation.

The word is a combination of Heisenberg, the scientist famous for his Uncertainty Principle, and the word date.

I thought I was getting somewhere with Jennifer last night, but it turns out it was just a Heisendate.

by John April 7, 2004