combat engineer 

Combat engineers are infantry but better. They can do all that infantry does with added explosives. They are known to be hard nosed, hard dick, fighting machines. Never cross paths with one of theSe crazy mofos

There are obstacles between us and the objective call the combat engineers.

combat engineer by Sapper12B February 22, 2015

power engineer

The most respected career in the world. Worked by men with solid muscles and huge horse-cocks.

Hey Girl, did you see that rich, sexy, hairy, muscular man that was hung like a horse?

You mean that Power Engineer? How could I miss such a perfect piece of man meat?

power engineer by The best kind of Engineer January 10, 2014

German Engineering 

German Engineering

Engineering at its finest.

German Engineering is responsible for bringing us the:

Telephone
4 Stroke ICE (Otto Cycle)
Diesel Engine (Diesel Cycle)
CRT
Syphilis test
Scientific pregnancy test
Ammonia Refrigerator
Rigid Airship (Zeppelin)
V2 Rocket
Rotary Engine (first prototype, not design)
Turbojet (to some extent, independent collective work of many)
EM Waves / X-Rays

1: omg Collien Fernandes is so hot
2: she was engineered in Germany, what can u expect?
1: ...that's the gayest thing u've ever said.

German Engineering by rzhhhh July 11, 2010

Electrical Engineer 

Someone who signed up for at least 4-5 years of insanity inducing torture.

Oh you're going to be an electrical engineer? Hopefully you'll make it out in one piece.

Electrical Engineer by still_sane December 9, 2012

engineer

"To the engineer, all matter in the universe can be placed into one of two categories: (1) things that need to be fixed, and (2) things that will need to be fixed after you've had a few minutes to play with them. Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. Normal people don't understand this concept; they believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet." - Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle

The engineer was the cause of the system meltdown

engineer by Scott Adams January 27, 2004

armchair engineers 

These are typically 24 year old yuppie wannabees straight out of college. It takes about 18 months to get them to the point where they can actually do something constructive for the company. Once this happens, they get a stupid title with the word "worldwide director" or something, and from this point on will not put their hands on anything tangible, like a product.

"Man, that Jeremy is an egghead. We finally get him to the point where he can walk without hand-holding and he gets a position with the armchair engineers."

armchair engineers by running out of patience March 15, 2008

Operating Engineer 

Bascially a professional badass, the Liam Neson's of the engineering world. These guys do the shit you can't, fix the shit you can't, and run the shit you can't. Typically paid over 100,000 a year, these are the people that keep your world running.

Oh you're an operating engineer, well I won't be needing these pants anymore.

Operating Engineer by Bill S Preston June 10, 2016