Heinous Razzler

This is a particular ball bowled in the game of cricket that is simply unplayable. When bowled this ball will travel at such high velocities the wicket sets on fire due to the heat created from friction. Typically the nip back off the seam is so severe an inside edge onto the stumps is guaranteed. Only a few players can produce such a delivery and thus the term is rarely used. However you will know if you have received a heinous razzler.

George bowled a heinous razzler today that was so quick it broke my stumps.

by Rookmandingo May 25, 2021

heinosity

A noun form of the word heinous. It is used to indicate that a person, place, or thing is so awful, so ghastly, so annoying that it becomes a sort of monstrosity in its own right. It differs from the word heinousness in that one can apply it to situations not normally deserving of the word without trivializing the word heinous.

Oh! The heinosity! I can't believe that you left a turd that huge sitting in the toilet unflushed!

by Shrewish Kate June 30, 2006

heinous bush pig

A girl so big and nasty that there's no other term to describe her. Generally over 5'9", over 200 pounds and lacking in hygeine.

Dude, look at that heinous bush pig! I haven't seen one so rough since last week when you caught the clap!

by Uncle Kurtie November 9, 2006

Heliophilia

A fanfiction that will fuck you up in so many ways. It will take you on an emotional roller coaster and in the end, you will never be the same again. One will often say they 'hate' Heliophilia but in reality they have suffered deep emotional trauma from this fic that they are not ready to talk about but do in fact love the story. One does not merely 'read' this fic without crying for days. A caution is placed to all those who are considering reading it. You might never read again.

"Why are you crying?"

"Heliophilia."
"Oh. I feel you man. We'll get through this together."

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"HELIOPHILIA FUCKED ME UP"

"It's okay babe there's an alternate ending."

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"Have you read Heliophilia?"

"....get the fuck out."

by sapphicgoddess August 28, 2014

Heinous Dry-Mouth

The experience one feels after going through tennis practice with little to no water. This condition then leads to a more serious ailment such as a hip flexor injury.

After practice i had a severe case of heinous dry-mouth.

by MCmules September 26, 2011

heinous ass jackal

A person who is annoying beyond belief.

Ian: I'm soo great
Terry: Shut it you heinous ass jackal

by Craig Cummings October 7, 2005

heimo

When you need a wipe but don't have to shit, which is caused by having a dirty asshole.

There are three possible causes for the need:

1. You haven't wiped sufficiently
2. Your butt crack is sweaty
3. You made a fart poop

It is different than swamp ass as heimowing aims at easing discomfort in the internal butt crack, while swamp ass has this aim but for the external buttcrack; Heimowing is when you go for the good stuff.

Friend 1: Hey guys I'm just gonna run to the bathroom quickly. I'll be back in a few.
Friend 2: U taking a piss or crap?
Friend 1: Neither, I just need to heimo.

by rubentejada September 13, 2017