Hemosexual 

Being madly in love with actress, singer and dancer, Heather Elizabeth Morris, aka, Hemo.

I'm not homosexual, I'm hemosexual!

Hemosexual by Dancelikeheya1 July 8, 2011

hamsexual 

A person so attracted to pork products that they will avoid a long-waited reunion with their old high school buddies, preferring instead to stay home and 'baste' a 'ham.' The Hamsexual is usually so caught up in his pork-related fantasies that he believes them to be an adequate excuse to avoid engaging in regular social activity.

"I can't go out with you guys tonight. I'm basting a ham."
"You're a damn Hamsexual is what you are, Greg."

hamsexual by Qube February 27, 2005

Hasexual 

Any person who identifies with the sexuality of Has.

This means that they are physically and sexually attracted to youtuber Has19 and often imagine themselves within deep sexual fantasies with them.

Invalid person: Hey man what you doing standing there
Hasexual: Dude you're invading my thoughts of Has19 choking me and sucking me off

Hasexual by Hasexual April 18, 2022

Hexasexual 

A sexual orientation where a person is attracted to or desire sexual intercourse with all of the following: men, women, animals, dead people or dead animals, hermaphrodites, and toasters.

Person 1: Did you see the guy fucking that dead hermaphrodite in the mausoleum? He needs to be shot for the good of humanity

Person 2: Stop being so closed minded. He's just hexasexual.

Hexasexual by KansasKitten March 15, 2010

Hectosexual 

A supposedly straight male who receives oral favors from a gay male.

Hectomancer groaned hectosexually as he was orally stimulated by another man.

Hectosexual by Wezas November 11, 2005

herosexual 

Herosexual n (2009) 1. a human being, male or female, who approaches lovemaking with strength, passion, a sense of humor, lust, and most important - that their partner be satisfied intensely.

Michelle's glistening inner thighs, swollen labia, and the glazed look in her blue eyes told Mark all he needed to know. He had finally qualified for his Herosexual merit badge.

herosexual by Manlychin August 3, 2009

Heptasexual 

(noun.) A heptasexual refers to a human being sexually attracted to the following things or people: man woman, new-born babies, puppies, kittens or cubs; elder people, tuna. Those people are suspected to suffer from an incurable mental illness.

Dude, have you heard of the gay pediatrician married to that hot nurse, that got fired for making out with an old patient while fucking a tuna can? I guess he is a real heptasexual, man!

Heptasexual by manufaction September 17, 2016