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heathenism

A word meaning someone who does not practice christianity, islam, or judaism. Now often synomous with asatru, the modern reincarnation of Norse mythology.
Person 1: So... what religion are you?
Person 2: Heathenism. See this Mjollnir
pendant around my neck?
Person 1 bigot: Oh wtf?
Person 1 open-minded: That's cool, there
must not be many
fellow worshippers
by Glimglom December 9, 2008
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Heathen Divas

Bad ass Alaskan girls who generally behave in a manner too over the top for polite society. This type of woman lives in utter chaos and engages in extreme debauchery while still packing epic amounts of sexy.
I saw Aurora, Lauren and Jen half naked and drunk on the beach last weekend. They are such Heathen Divas.
by akbabes July 9, 2009
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Heathen

A being of pure debauchery and degeneracy, who two-times his waifus and would sell his soul for anime tiddie
Austin, the most famous heathen of them all, threw away Kaguya Luna to get some Tifa.
by Guard Convoy May 2, 2020
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Taint Heathen

Taint Heathen (n.) - One, male or female, who applies constant oral pressure to that special area that lies between the anus and the scrotum on the male body during fornication
I'm tellin' ya man, in that three-way last night, I was railin' Bitch #1 while I had Bitch #2 play my Taint Heathen.
by SportySport July 8, 2009
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Heathen

Heathan is a name given to those who act like louts in public or when when they think no one is watching them.

For example a person may be a called a heathen if they pour the remainder of their dinner down the drain which then blocks the downstairs flat drain system.

If someone goes out on a night out and eats left over food that someone has left outside a fast food restaurant, they are a heathen
Krystina, stop pissing on the floor, we are in Cambridge and you're acting like a right Heathen. Also please can you brush your teeth you have bad sleepers breath.
by No15 July 23, 2018
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Heathen hedonism

The pursuit of pleasure as a matter of ethical principle, in an extremely heathenistic way, or ignoring responsibility and focusing entirely on appeasing one's gods.

ie: the act of being a heathen hedon
Example:
Joe: Matt's been slaughtering goats all afternoon.

Will: I know, that guy just doesn't accept the responsibilities of life. Its all about his gods with him.

Joe: Talk about heathen hedonism.
by matt :[ May 20, 2009
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Heathen's Hotpot

When you go to the work bathroom at 9.15am and the one cubicle has already had half a dozen men do their thing in it. When you finally open the toilet seat and sit down, it's hot and smelly. That's a Heathen's Hotpot.
"Damn I just had the layout the better part of last night, that toilet was crooked man, certified Heathen's Hotpot".
by Royal Jules April 22, 2016
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