Turtle heading

Refraining from such act as "pooing" when your turd comes out a little and then goes back in!

Right now im Turtle heading.

Dam i need the crapper, i'm turtle heading!

by Shady Figure October 5, 2011

red army heading south

period

"best keep out of her way, the red army are heading south!"

by Dr Baz October 7, 2003

Heading for Venus

When you're leaving somewhere, but still you stand tall, because maybe they've seen you and will welcome you, and you're sure that you'll miss her so especially with there being so many light years to go and things to be found.

"Ohh
We're heading for Venus and still we stand tall
'Cause maybe they've seen us and welcome us all, yea
With so many light years to go and things to be found
(To be found)
I'm sure that we'll all miss her so"

Europe - "The Final Countdown"

by Seamus "CMS" O'Reilly September 30, 2011

potato heading

Hiding narcotics or other objects in one's butt. This comes from the Toy Story movies in which Mr. Potato Head stores objects in his rear compartment.

At the airport the dealer was potato heading in order to keep his drugs safe from the security.

by Jarvis Tisdale July 20, 2010

heading

when lesbien 1 spreds her legs and when lesbien 2 bends over with a lubed up head and runs towards lesbien 1 and inseerts her head into liesben 1 minge repeatly for added pleasure

fiona: nives would u do me the honour of inserting ure finely lubed head into my large opening;)

nives: ofcourse fiona i do love heading u ever so much

by jim23 December 25, 2007

Dead heading

Catching flighs on differenct airlines; free riding.

To get free rides around the world by dead heading on scheduled airline flights.

by Carlos_themexican May 15, 2006

Headington girls

A girls school located near Oxford full of preppy girls who think they're all that and act like they're clever when really it's the chinese students keeping up the school average. Oh and of course, just when your wearing your uniform around town means you have the right to look down on other people.

"OMG, i go to Headington girls and i'm the best person in the whole world"

*sigh* "bitch, shut-up"

by normalperson1234 April 28, 2011