Haystack Brownie

A term widely used in various rural community clubs and industries (such as 4H , Dairy Farmer's, etc.): when one or more individuals participate in anal sex while in a barn and shit finds it's way onto the hay...you have a "Haystack Brownie".

"When Cecil climaxed, he turned the whole loft into a Haystack Brownie".

by Davide Esq. November 19, 2019

A haystack

A person trying to act like an imposing authority figure

The guy wanted me stop, so I said "what are you a haystack?"

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Haystack

When a man or woman's ass hair is so unruly and long that it tangles and prevents penetration or pooping.

You should've seen Wyatt's haystack last night. My dick got tangled in it.

by Seamypick July 11, 2016

Haystack

Thick white girl, with blonde hair, who dates black guys.

That haystack has a boxfan booty!

by NurseRatchett March 5, 2018

irish haystack

A woman's pubic region which is overgrown, crusty, and smelly, which resembles a batch of thin, french-fried onions.

Saturday night I hooked up with this hot redhead from the bar. As I peeled off her panties, her Irish haystack brought tears to my eyes.

by Michael Christopher January 15, 2006

Needle in a Haystack

when a man has a small penis and has sex with a woman with a big bush.

You're so small I bet it's like a needle in a haystack when you fuck.

by The Kofster March 10, 2009

Moldy Haystack

Before having sex with a woman with a really hairy bush, shit on it. Then, proceed to have sex with her. After you are done, blow you load on the shit-covered bush and you have yourself a moldy haystack

Your girlfriend's hairy bush was perfect for a moldy haystack!

by jakerowww January 4, 2009