Hawley Dairy Queen

Fast food chain run by a phsyco-phantic man, with a tight grip on his money. Occasional sexual gatherings happen on the hour at the storage shed. Adam is a sexy beast.

Kid:Hey do you work at Hawley Dairy Queen?
Kid2:Yes, im forced to clean outside garbage cans by hand, and be forced masterbate daily(which is a plus).
Kid:Maybe Lela will get naked with some T.M.

by bobsagetkay2234 August 5, 2008

Hawleying

1. Running away like a fucking coward.
2. Hauling ass.

That scumbag republican senator was hawleying awfully fast on January 6th.

by TheLiberalZombie July 26, 2022

Hawley

A man who tries to appear like a hyper masculine authority but who has mannerisms, tastes, or movements similar to a young girl.

The representative running looked like a 7 year old girl who just saw a pony. What a hawley.

by TheDoctorNik July 22, 2022

the Hawley

That thing that happens when you go in a gun in’ and come out a running’.
When ya go in like a lion, and come out cryin’.

Did you see that dude doin “the Hawley”?

by BhettyBhoop July 22, 2022

Hawley

a lack of courage
Adjective. cowardly, pusillanimous, craven, dastardly mean having or showing a lack of courage. hawley implies a weak or ignoble lack of courage. a cowardly failure to stand up for principle pusillanimous suggests a contemptible lack of courage.

The insurrectionists were forced to hawley to a safe location.

by PissedOffBoomerWoman July 21, 2022

Grandma Hawley

A fisher who also enjoys annoying grandsons by making them try on clothes. A stereotypical grandmother.

Wow, that's such a Grandma Hawley thing of you to do

by Your Mom049 November 23, 2018

Joe Hawley

A band member of Tally Hall, very well known for these things:
Miracle Musical
JHJH
Happy Monster Band
Saying the N-Word on Twitter.

Usually used as an insult to someone who is charming yet being very offensive or rude.

Joe Hawley: Dude... Those kids look so weird, why aren't they in my Twitter DMs...
Person Two: Okay Joe Hawley.
Joe Hawley: I LIKE KIDS

by Astatine16 June 10, 2024