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heverton

Usually a thin Brasilian fella, with mommy issues. Tells way to many -unfunny- yo momma jokes. Also frequently comes up with jokes of another genre, which then turn out to be unfunny aswell.

He loves soccer, womean with butts and Manchaster City soccer players. He thinks they are the best.

He smokes doobies when there is cake. He thinks he can take alot. But then always falls asleep after 1 joint.

He can also sometimes almost eat two buckets of KFC cuz he is always very hungry.

He loves feet and balls, therefore he loves feetball. He watches men feet play with balls all day. He knows all men and which foot they put on ball
Random person: „Hey CLARKE my mother is fat, what dou you think I should do?

Person2:“She should eat less, or Heverton will use her for his jokes““

Person: Carhalloio
by Hevertomaten Sauca September 16, 2023
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hagerstown

Small town in western MD that kicks ass solely because it is where all your friends are. A place for the imaginative because there is so little to do, if you suck, you won't like it there.
Jon: Dude, there's nothing to do.
Bernidad Magellan: Word. Let's get some guys and play airsoft on the golf course.
Jon: Sounds good. Hagerstown rocks
by Jtrain April 25, 2007
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Hammertown

A state of mind one may venture to when extremely hammered. Shanklins often tend to reside in Hammertown.
"I'm buying a one way ticket to Hammertown tonight..."

"Sorry guys, my friend here is the Mayor of Hammertown..."
by Drunklestiltzkin April 7, 2009
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Hagerstown Tumbleweed

A Sheetz bag that blows around town and collects needles and trash.
I was down on Jonathan Street buying crack and a Hagerstown Tumbleweed brushed by my leg.
by GiantRobot75 June 17, 2024
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Hagerstown Shit Smearer

A mere legend who comes from the slums of Elicot community. Smearing their own feces on the walls and stalls. They reside in Hagerstown dorm, supposedly on the 3rd floor...

What could they possibly be eating at the y?
No one knows who or what this individual is thinking.

Beware of the shit smearer, he could be any one of us.
by HagerstownHero67 September 3, 2025
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