dr. david haskell

A biologist who wrote a book that tortures high school students

Jim: "Did you hear about Dr. David Haskell?"
Phil: "Isn't that the guy who took off his clothes in the woods in winter and bitched about being cold?"

by DavidDoctor March 17, 2019

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hassellhoffed

while intoxicated, eating a greasy, high caloric meal with ravenous force.

After the bar, we went to Taco Bell and I hassellhoffed some nacho bell grade.

by wvumommy September 13, 2010

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verb: to make an attack from a perceived position of strength only to retreat when met with force, while continuing to fire blindly. Unlike cover fire, Hackelling involves firing wildly in an attempt to confuse pursuit and/or create enough frustration and collateral damage that the original target disengages.

Once it became obvious that he was outgunned, the attacker began hackelling in an effort to escape while appearing to be stronger than he was.

by Rocket75 June 21, 2020

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hankelly

the act of domestic violence.

Last night i finished off a bottle of jack and hankelly'd my wife up side the the head. She bled all over my sweater and the collar of the shirt under it!

by Gertrude Kamakaze January 12, 2009

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Haskel

Haskel is a massive rappy fat old fuck, who when sees a girl... he wants to rub them like he rubs his carpets.
Haskel is also every gender out there. he will fuck a rubber ducky if he was asked and he will do it even if you did not ask.
Haskel's also have a constent way of giving both themselvs and their victems a constent rug burn that hurts like hell and acts like herpes.

Dude stop creeping on that girl, Your such a Haskel rapper.

by Haskel Wong November 25, 2019

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Haskel

A chubby old fuck who loves to dances on tables and is lonely. It likes to crawl all over wamen a breath on their tits. His dick size is 1cm and he is unhealthy.

Stop being a Haskel you annoying fuck!!

by ZephFurry November 26, 2019

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