Pennsylvania Mud Harvesting

When a chick with a is performing oral sex and her larger than normal nose penetrates the anus.

Both Lee and Aunt Sue loved swinging with Angela. Her nose was made Pennsylvania Mud Harvesting that they both were hooked for life

by PastorPapi August 10, 2019

natural harvest

1. Natural harvest is a cookbook dedicated to the prestigious culinary feat of cooking with semen.

The most popular of of its recipes is Semen Cheesecake.

2. Slang for when a girl swallows.

Susan: Wow, Candice, your skin looks so beautiful and you’re glowing!
Candice: I know! It’s all due to my new cookbook Natural Harvest.

by Luna Quinto March 29, 2010

Harvest my Pumpkins

Used first and foremost by DJ Nassif of the MKE or "414". "Harvesting your Pumpkins" was come across accidentally to mean masturbating. The term is now widespread througout South Eastern Wisconsin and into the midwest.

Dude, want to play a game of NCAA 10?

Naw, man, I'm cool, I have to harvest my pumpkins soon.

by MKE Reporter 12 September 2, 2009

Porn Harvest

The act of viewing (and downloading) large amounts of pornographic material on the internet in one session.

Gabe: "During one of my porn harvests, I´m pretty sure I found a picture of my wife."

Tycho: "God, just let me.... Whoa! Does she really do that?"

Gabe: "Not when I´m around."

by giawork February 19, 2011

ape harvester

A semiautomatic firearm, usually an AR-15 pattern rifle. Useful for harvesting apes or culling a troop which has gotten out of control.

Mang...check out my new Ape Harvester! I’ve got a pile of 30 round magazines ready to go.

by G-persyn December 11, 2019

Green Harvest

the one thing all weed smokers fear. the big green helicopter flying high in the sky, invading our privacy, looking for marijuana.

barack obama stopped the green harvest for the year 2009.

by rastagirl February 18, 2009

Desk Harvest

The act of harvesting all the useful items off of a person's desk when they are fired or quit (etc.).

"Ok now that Bob's gone it's Desk Harvest time, we agree that Mike gets the stapler, Ed gets the keyboard and Sal gets the chair."

by AllieShandy March 13, 2009