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Cheddar-Harvesting

A sexual reference meaning when one refers to cheddar as a penis and harvesting as in the act of placing the penis inside another partner. When referring to a woman, it is the act of a man placing said penis in the woman's vagina.
I did a great deal of Cheddar-Harvesting to that Ke$ha fellow last night in the Whirlpool Bath at the Four Seasons hotel.
by Cuntyvaginaboob May 25, 2011
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Mouse Harvesting

To tortiously remove ones tampon from in between their legs.
Damn, that bitch Madeline been mouse harvesting all day!
by Dr. Raun Cloywne January 24, 2017
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cum harvesting season

the season after winter where people voluntarily line up in a milk parlour where they milk cows and the milking machine cluster is attached to the genitals (suctioning machine). milking them like cow udders, the semen is extracted and put into a processing machine to create lactose free milk alternative.

-the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen during harvesting season
person 1: the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen a day during cum harvesting season
person 2: that’s cool! cum harvesting season is my favourite time of the year. i can’t wait~
by jummyjummy69 November 23, 2021
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Organ harvesting

Organ harvesting is a game Guelph general hospital plays using stolen men's spermatozoa to impregnate surgical patients
I believe the hospital owes me 104.4m children from organ harvesting trips
by Cody5050 January 25, 2022
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Will you be harvesting your back yard wheat soon Darling? It's the hairiest thing since General Melchett's moustache. In fact if you have a moment, it's like a twelve story hairy thing, with 'I am a hairy thing' written in hair at the top
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hauenstein

a large, hairy butthole with anal seepage due to massive amounts of butt poundage.
an overweight bavarian woman, with breasts stretching down to her knees.
"So i was gettin it on with this girl last night, but then i saw that she had a hauenstein!"

"Aw thats fuckin gross man. ditch that BIATCH"
by tossyoursalad February 27, 2009
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hawkenstein

A hawkenstein is a type of nose when looked at from someones profile view (side view) and the shape of their nose from that view looks like a hawks beak.
if you want to see a hawkenstein picture type into google images things like - hawk nose - eagle nose etc
by HUA!! September 19, 2010
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