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An unusual Welsh male, often with curly hair and a thicc body. He loves using the internet and his ideal job title would be 'Head of internet'. He's an aspiring TikTok influencer. Despite only having one popular video to date, he is not easily dissuaded and produces a daily flow of drivel on the app.

Harris are often quite basic and love holidays in places such as Dubai.

He often comes back with a bad fake tan after drinking porn star martinis all day. He likes to have an easy life. His natural habitat is a private members club.

He has secret ambitions to become a Krav Maga, but his large posterior means that he is not naturally adept at this martial art.

Deep down, he is a very sensitive individual, who doesn't like confrontation and just wants everyone to get on.
Harri's booty is thicc
Harri by Georgie Evans November 23, 2021
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An unusual Welsh male, often with curly hair and a thicc body. He loves using the internet and his ideal job would be 'Head of internet' or a TikTok influencer. He's not afraid to work hard for success, producing a daily stream of drivel on TikTiok, despite only having one popular video to date.

Harris are often quite basic and loves holidays in places such as Dubai. He will often come back with a bad fake tan after drinking porn star martinis with factor 50 on in the shade all day. He likes to have an easy life. His natural habitat is a private members club.

He has secret ambitions to become a Krav Maga, but his large posterior means that he is not naturally adept at this martial art. Sports such as javelin, shotput, sumo wrestling or cannonballing would come more naturally to this ambitious, voluminous individual.
Harri's booty is so thicc, it created a total eclipse of the sun.
Harri by Georgie Evans November 23, 2021
An absolute mad ed. Cant roll a very good j. Terrible driver. Got kicked off the tools now a keyboard warrior. He’s a gimp.
Harri by Fishdog November 23, 2021
Beta male with a small penis. Overcompensates for his aging body and shriveling member by driving fast and using testosterone supplements.

Synonyms: Bitch Boy, Lil’ D, Narttu Poika
What are you, some kind of Harri? Get your head out of your ass and in the game!
Harri by Shrek’s mom May 9, 2022
an annoying prick who verbally abuses people
oh look there's harri
Harri is an adjective for someone who is extremely irritating and annoying, tries to be quirky and different from the rest and love to burp in ur face while stuffing her face with food that somebody else bought for her, she loves to scratch her arms and fill the air with her skin flakes, someone with red hair is commonly called harri and is even more annoying, generally someone is is obbessed with people called brandon, ollie and morgan. someone who wastes there money on teddies and generally ponces of other peoples dispos but doesn’t let anyone use hers.
that girl with red hair is so irritating
‘don’t worry that’s just harri’
Harri by lucas muller x September 8, 2022
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harri by that h April 16, 2023