harem

the clogged hair in your bathtub drain

"yesterday, my spooge got stuck in my pube filled harem"

by The Poops January 7, 2008

Harem

A Harem is a group of Cumslaves that are 1000% DEVOTED to/that DEVOTE themselves 1000% to the Holistic Enrichment, Holistic Growth, and Holistic Cultivation of their Master's Desired Reality && their Master's Overall--this being comprising of all 5 Bodiis (Physical, Mental, Emotional/Auric, Astral, Aetheric, and Aetheric+)--Energy

My harem is 1337 as fukk; it's like a Gold-Alchemizing-Tree, that PERPETUALLY&&Eternally Produces Gold ;)

by Master_Steven March 21, 2019

Harem

What Angelica Schuyler wants to form with her sister ( Elizabeth Schuyler) and Alexander Hamilton.

Elizabeth - “Laughing at my sister coz she wants to form a harem”

Angelica - “im just saying if you really loved me you would share him”

Elizabeth - “ ha!”

by youllseewhaticandotohim August 11, 2018

Harem

A group of Roombas

Anon has a harem consisting of 3 Roombas

by Smashed March 25, 2024

harem king

A man who is surrounded by girls but can never choose which one to marry or which one to be his girlfriend. Typically is a male who goes to a Japanese school and either is awesomely smart, extremely kind, or just a badass.

Player 1: Hey dude, is it just me or does {Kirito} have a lot of babes with him?
Player 2: Yes he does, he has now been crowned the Harem King of {Sword Art Online}
Player 1: Aw man, how do I become a Harem King now?
Player 2: You either do everything you can to attract girls or become a {Kirito}.

by The clutch master Hiko January 19, 2016

harem of one

A hot girl with a high confidence level and high self-assessed sexual prowess. May frequently have more than one significant other.

Jenna thinks she is a harem of one to her six boyfriends.

by Mark Nick January 11, 2009

harem no jutsu

A combination between sexy no jutsu and kage bunshin no jutsu which enables Naruto to first transform himself into a sexy female, and then create a high number of replications of himself, therefore the name harem no jutsu. See also kage bunshin no jutsu

The coolest jutsu in the entire show.

by Tor Haugan February 26, 2004