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Happy Birthday, Grandma! 

1) The worst possible thing to say during sexual intercourse or any other intimate situation.

2) The best possible thing to say when maliciously scattering your dead elder's body parts at three in the afternoon in a children's playground.
1) Self explanitory; vivid, vomit inducing visual.

2) Self explanitory; vivid, necrophilia inducing visual.

"Happy birthday, Grandma!"

happy birthday 

Happy anniversary from escaping from the womb!
Happy birthday to you,happy birthday...
happy birthday by gamer_77 January 11, 2015

Happy Birthday Ignore 

When using a social network, choosing not to click the "Say Happy Birthday" link when it is one of your hundreds of friends' birthday.
Sally looked into the top right corner her facebook page and noticed her it was retired third grade home ec teacher's birthday. Having Not seen the lady for 23 years, she pulled a Happy Birthday Ignore by not clicking the "Say Happy Birthday" link.

Happy birthday 

Something the litty kitty squad says to wish people a good birthday when sometimes it’s not their birthday
Riley: happy birthday J.R.
J.R.: Thanks Riley you too

Happy Birthday 

It’s that one sung no one likes singing or having it be sung to you.
Everyone: (awkwardly) happy birthday to you
The birthday girl/boy: (awkwardly) *smiles*
Happy Birthday by Gravity Club March 10, 2021

Happy Birthday Bitch! 

A phrased used to tell your best-girl "Happy Birthday".
Girl 1: Happy birthday bitch!

Birthday Girl: Thanks gurl, I'm gettin' fucked up tonight!