Hansen Unit

Unit of measurement used to divide up a lunch bill when one or more of the people at the lunch are having a birthday.

Lunch will cost you 2 Hansen Units because it's not your birthday, but it will cost Bill 1 Hansen Unit because it is.

by GD jr October 26, 2012

Hansen Joke

Any stupid joke that isn’t funny that the joker laughs at but no one else does because it was a stupid not funny joke

Noah made a Hansen joke that no one laughed at

by DCRAP10 November 16, 2020

Chris Hansen

Host of Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator" series and all around badass. Utters famous lines like "Take a seat", and "That's not what you wrote on the transcript" to embarrass pedophiles on national TV.

It is often said that emperors would pay entire bounties of gold to have even an ounce of the charisma he has.

No need to fear, mothers of America, Chris Hansen is there.

by Seth Einus November 20, 2007

Chris Hansen

The #1 guy who got fucked in the ass by Fleece Johnson

Fleece Johnson: I sees ya Chris hansen, I likes ya and I wants ya, now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours

Chris Handsome: well I don’t think you and I will be doing anything any kind of—

Fleece Johnson: Ok I see you choosing the hard way.

Chris Handsome: *gets fucked in the ass by Fleece Johnson*

by BigBen2026 October 12, 2023

kai hansen

The most under rated man in metal music...The genius behind Helloween, Gamma Ray, Iron Savior and Gravedigger...some of the best power metal bands ever.

Who is that singing on Walls Of Jericho...Why its Kai Hansen

by Steven January 26, 2005

Chris Hansen

Hunter of the Pedobear.
Host of Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator".
Defender of the lolis.

Chris Hansen - "The guy on TV who let YOU have a seat - right over there!"

by Suom Ynona August 25, 2009

Helly Hansen

A sportswear brand. Makes you hella handsome

Helly Hansen makes me hella handsome
As they lend a helping hand son
Because honesty and integrity are part of their corporate policy
As I sail the seven seas, Helly Hansen makes it a breeze

by LilDrapesOfficial December 8, 2019