Stimulation of the phallus by hand given by a partner. This is typically utilized by the female when she knows she should be using her mouth.
by KGCP October 30, 2006
A nice gesture for a woman to perform on a man, but it stops there. The man can guarantee that he's done it himself more times than she ever will, and therefore is better at it. If you are going to bother, let me at least put it in your mouth.
She tried using no lube, and that just sucked.
She started giving me a handjob, but I did the double shoulder tap, and she got the message and gave me head.
She started giving me a handjob, but I did the double shoulder tap, and she got the message and gave me head.
by Hand Jobs SUCK October 4, 2006
A sexual act that a female/male/anyone can commit. It feels very pleasurable if you do it right. It usually involves someone using their hand to stroke their lover's penis to arouse them. To start at the shaft and work your way up and down. Ya know? Good. Goes along with a blowjob sometimes too. Really revs people's engines! Like so. 👇🏻
"Maggie gave me a handjob last night. It was a total shock but I enjoyed it! She really knows how to utilize her hand. "
"That's amazing. Good for you, buddy."
" I mean once she started stroking it, there was no complaints about her not listening to me rant about the abomination that is Donald Trump and pineapple pizza."
"Okay??"
"We decided to save that for cuddling after sex. Maybe she'll even give me head for Halloween."
"......"
"......"
"So. What's your girl doing for you on SpookyHalloween™? Meme costumes and candy up your ass?"
I don't know what the hell I'm doing someone push me out a window. Pls. I beg.
"That's amazing. Good for you, buddy."
" I mean once she started stroking it, there was no complaints about her not listening to me rant about the abomination that is Donald Trump and pineapple pizza."
"Okay??"
"We decided to save that for cuddling after sex. Maybe she'll even give me head for Halloween."
"......"
"......"
"So. What's your girl doing for you on SpookyHalloween™? Meme costumes and candy up your ass?"
I don't know what the hell I'm doing someone push me out a window. Pls. I beg.
by whomstthefuckareyou April 16, 2018
1. "Ugh... I hate giving my boyfriend handjobs. They're tedious, they take forever, and I never know what to do with the rest of my body during it. It just feels so... obligatory..."
2. "Ugh... I hate it when my girlfriend gives me handjobs. She does them terribly, she seems bored, and frankly... I can do that myself."
2. "Ugh... I hate it when my girlfriend gives me handjobs. She does them terribly, she seems bored, and frankly... I can do that myself."
by someguywithajob September 9, 2011
When a person, preferably a female, rubs a man's dick until he cums.
What us middle schoolers did because we couldn't give blowjobs yet.
What us middle schoolers did because we couldn't give blowjobs yet.
Mindy gave Tom The Look and started to undo his pants. She gripped his shaft and balls, slowly dragging them out of his boxers and proceeded to give him the best handjob of his life.
Sara reached over Ashley and started massaging Kean's dick with her hands right underneath the bus driver's nose.
Sara reached over Ashley and started massaging Kean's dick with her hands right underneath the bus driver's nose.
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 15, 2017
by hj.fan March 23, 2005
The bizarre series of hand gestures that many of our less effective politicians have been trained to perform, in order to distract attention from the vacuity of what they are actually saying.
Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between David Cameron handjobbing and an ambidextrous koala doing karate.
by The Font May 18, 2013