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handicapped-scooters

a motorized vehicle in which the fat, or mobidly obese people ride so that they dont have to use their legs, so they pretend to have the Black Plague or any other ancient flipping disease, to get carted around because all that mcdonalds,burgerking,and food from a mexican on the side of the road,named pablo gave then some deepfried shit that caused them to get this way , if they stood up im pretty sure now only would their ankles shatter but the devil might experiance his own hell!
example cant be blank... well now its not! handicapped-scooters
by nikoli2142 April 3, 2011
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Handicap Shit

When the shit you just took was so massive that you loose feeling to your legs and it leaves you unable to walk or function correctly.
Richard: "When are you coming over?"

Dan: "It might be a while because I just took a handicap shit."
by Big J Fly July 26, 2016
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Handicap slide

Giving a handicap person a slide or pass because they are handicapped.
That guy with crutches, his first audition was good, the second... Not so much.

Yeah, they better not give him the handicap slide.
by mizsparklezz May 17, 2018
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DIGITALLY HANDICAPPED

Anyone who is digitally too much uninformed that he or she even cant use basic digital devices.
or any one who is totally paralysed in absence of digital aides like calculator etc.
My friend Arun is digitally handicapped, he cant even do basic calculations without a Calculator.
by sanestinsane July 7, 2011
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Speedy Handicap

A cartoon hero consisting of the traditional handicapped-symbol wheelchair, with assorted speed lines behind him and an underlined "MEH!?" in a speech-bubble.
by Flatland February 14, 2004
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Handicap people

One who smells like medical bills and shame.
Bill: What's that smell?

Tom: Smells like handicap people.

Bill: Really, how can you tell?

Tom: The smell of medical bills and shame pretty much gives it away.

Bill: LOL!
by Wyatt Edwards February 19, 2009
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Physically Handicapped

When your dick dislocates when she's riding you.
Did you hear Tommy turned Physically Handicapped after he was done with Sarah on top.
by TommyTheTrain February 4, 2018
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