hamler

Huge dick. Likes: dating poodles, getting "high", peanut butter, being a mathstar, playing baritone, pillowbutts. Dislikes: rational thought, letting people comment on his public journal

That dude has a pillowbutt. What a hamler.

by douche boat November 6, 2006

hamlet

Shakespeare's most emo character, he spends most of his time complaining about how terrible his life and then at the end of the play he dies...how sad.

You think you're emo, you should check out Hamlet, that dude Shakespeare created; he definitely outdoes you.

by Jennrox37 December 2, 2007

hankle pork

That gross slimy meat on your chicken or whatever. It’s not fat it’s meat but....slimy

I got a glob of hankle pork... that’s nasty

by I swear I’m legal May 1, 2018

Hackleberry

The name given to someone born and raised in the village of Winlaton Mill, North East England.

"You're from Winlaton Mill? You're a Hackleberry then?"
"Those Hacklerries are a weird bunch!"

by bgili January 11, 2018

hamletism

Doubt caused by the possibilities of two or more alternatives or courses of action. With reference to the indecisiveness of Hamlet's actions when he debates whether or not to kill Claudius

Due to his temporary hamletism, the opportunity was lost.

by stok May 4, 2006

Hambled eggs

The best way to make scrambled eggs even tastier - by adding pieces of ham. Hambled eggs.

Scrambled eggs are so much better when you add ham and call them hambled eggs!

by eggseggs September 28, 2011

Hackle

California based rapper and right hand man to SEMATARY. Hackle is part of the haunted mound. Also known as safety boss, shipping boss, shopping boss and HDOE. Hackle is the chewbacca to the Han Solo if they chain smoked in the forest. He has a profound love for firearms.

Woah is that hackle??
HDOE HDOE!
*gunfire*

by Walruswithwings August 16, 2022