hamburger hassle

(n.) the verbal abuse you get from the annoying friend who always spots that you have a hickey on your body and proceeds to tell everyone.

Guy 1- "Wow, Dave! Nice hickey!
Guy 2- "Shut up, dude. It's not that visible."
Guy 1- "Bullshit man, you need to start feeding that poor girl! SHE HUNGRY! Hey, look at Dave's hickey, everybody!!!"
Guy 2- "T.J., why are you giving me such a hamburger hassle, man? You jealous?"

by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011

oh hamburgers!

oh hamburgers is said by butters in south park

kyle: holy shit dude!
stan: no way.
butters: oh hamburgers!

by mmmkitty713 November 7, 2009

Hambait

One who attracts chubby people.

Dude, you are so hambait. Look at that 400 pounder checking you out!

by Papaya and Tangerine Jones April 8, 2009

hamburger in the back pocket

Euphemism used in reference to someone who is really, really, fat. Comes from the fact that fat people like cheeseburgers/hamburgers and might/would like to have one in their back pocket for eating at any time.

She used to be cute in highschool, but I heard she has a hamburger in her back pocket now.

The man with a hamburger in his back pocket ordered the buffet.

If you keep eating those chips, you're gonna end up with a hamburger in your back pocket!

A hamburger in the back pocket is the number one killer of Americans

by dontbesilly72 December 25, 2009

hamburger parents

Hamburger parents. Parents that give in to all of the demands of their li'l precious ones and then wonder WTF happened? Clueless and run thru their "loving" kids' own peresonal parent shredders, they continue to drift aimlessly thru parenthood lost in the daily grind. Result: hamburger parents.

Hey Fred, "Look at those rude kids."
"Yup." "They were brought up by their hamburger parents."

by jethrojones August 9, 2012

Hamburglar

Someone that steals your hamburger(s)

Hamburglar: "Give me all your hamburgers"
Peasant: "No way"

by Harm1 July 7, 2011

Hamburgle

Verb; the act designated to the theft or larceny of a hamburger, cheeseburger, or burger derivative.

Past Tense: Hamburgled

Some sneaky fiend has hamburgled my Junior Bacon Chee.!

by Kurt Yaeger May 11, 2006