ham special

It's when you stick a piece of ham inbetween somone's booty cheeks and eat it like a ham special. It's even better if you add swiss cheese.

I got stoned and gave her the ol' ham special last night.

by mojoKornziahmegatron July 1, 2017

ham sammy

Going all out, doing the most, going hard. Used when you try your hardest

"Dang bro, I just went full ham sammy on that no-skin"

by cadenski December 28, 2018

Wet ham sandwich

A person who is useless at everything. They have no talent, no job and no self respect.

"Man, Robert is such a Wet ham sandwich."
Robert: *Does nothing because he is a Wet ham sandwich.*

by A INTILLEKTUAL June 25, 2018

ham sammich

to place ones face in anothers booty

self expanatory

by unfukwithable May 27, 2004

ham stoned

Hammered stoned. The highest you can possibly get without puking and passing out, otherwise known as being vamped.

We passed around 3 blunts of sour diesel and were totally ham stoned for the rest of the day.

by Ja-ba-la-ha January 13, 2010

Ham Sprinkles

Bacon Bits

You know what this baked potato needs? Ham Sprinkles.

by mr. wellington April 24, 2010

vertical ham sandwich

A rather subtle, tasteful substitution for the word vagina.

"If she doesn't close her legs soon that vertical ham sandwich is gonna be eaten right up"

by schh March 28, 2009