Halley's Comet

A Halley's Comet is a particularly large, compact bowel movement that is so efficiently delivered to the toilet that it does not require any toilet paper whatsoever for clean up. The term "Halley's Comet" suggests the rare nature of this achievement... likely to genuinely occur only once or twice in a lifetime.

"Man, what a wicked dump. Felt like a Halley's Comet, but it turns out I still needed some toilet paper."

"I ran out of toilet paper last night. Fortunately, I had a Halley's Comet this morning, so I was good to go."

"That was the most satisfying shit I've ever had. Pure Halley's Comet. I hope I have another one in the next 80 years or so."

by Sachin is the God March 29, 2017

Hayley's house

A safe same sex whore house.

Hey are you guys going to Hayley's house after school?

by Hayley's house May 27, 2018

Slap Harley’s ass

Slap Harley’s ass all day

You slap Harley’s ass when ever you want

by Herry October 24, 2019

haley station

a hick village where awesome people gather and live

that guy is soo awesome he must be from haley station

by douggy12345 September 5, 2012

Halley's comet

After cuming and cleaning up with tissues, throw the tissues at your root to create the flying halley's comet.

"hey bitch, catch this" as i throw halley's comet at her back.

by Mr meanings May 16, 2011

Halley's comet

A sex act where the man sits on the toilet facing the tank with his partner (easiest achieved with a female partner) on his lap having sexual intercourse with full penetration and while the man humps his partner the partner is making a bowel movement (hopefully into the toilet as to reduce cleanup)

Tony and Ashley had to spend the whole evening cleaning the bathroom after their Halley's Comet .

by Shockwave9d2 July 15, 2015

haley schwab

Nice but annoying. Haley try's to hard to fit in. She is the kind of person you want to punch in the face. Although she is pretty and boys like her

Haley Schwab is nice but can get on your nerves

by Sarah pancakes November 2, 2014