Van Halen

One of the greatest bands of all time. This band redefined the term of shredding and good fuckin' Rock and Roll. I love them in a very hedero way and Eddie Van Halens influence on todays guitar players such as me is extremely strong. Other bands such as POD, Sum 41 and Blink 182 should bow down to Van Halen because Van Halen is such a better band then those poor,low fuckin' excuses for a rock and roll band. Such rockin' songs by Van Halen were Runnin' With the Devil, Panama, Hot For Teacher, Ain't Talkin' Bout' Love, and the ultimite example of Eddies excellence of playing, is Eruption. Probably the greatest 1:32 seconds of any Van Halen fans life. That song is like orgasmic! Overall Van Halen is one of the best Rock and Roll bands of all time and will get their place in the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame. Next year baby! They will get in!!

Person 1: Hey dude whats that awsome fuckin music??
Person 2: Its Van Halen dude!

by guitarmaster8910 March 19, 2004

Haleigh

A Haleigh is a sweet girl, who will always love you. She will never break your heart, unless you break hers, then you're fair game.

Wow, she's pretty. Is her name Haleigh?
Yeah, but her ex broke her heart, so she broke his face!! XD
Yeah, i would never do that to her..

by #2hawt4u January 20, 2017

Derek Hale

Derek Hale, played by actor Tyler Hoechlin, is a main character on the show Teen Wolf. He is by far the hottest male on the show and is one bad ass werewolf. He shows a close relationship with Scott and Stiles(sterek). Despite his awesomeness he is sOMEHOW underrated but I don’t know why because he is amazing and beautiful. Derek has also died like 3 times and came back cuz he’s a real one and never gives up.

Derek Hale is so hot I want to lick his bare chest like Kate did in season one.

by Derekhaleisjessieshusband August 21, 2018

Haley

Haley is the name of a girl (or a boy if your parents rolled that way) that is down to earth and wants to make others smile. Someone with the name Haley knows self sacrifice, heartbreak, and a longing to be near the people who matter most. Although their are some down sides, because the name haley means down to dart that means people will take advantage of your friendship, so be careful; someone you thought was your BFFL could be your next enemy. Someone with the name Haley is extremely nice, considerate, and of course sexy. A Haley might even be stubborn and strong willed, also a animal lover!

DAMN! That girls name must be Haley with that ass.
Haley is the Sweetest girl in the class room.

by TheDayDreamer December 15, 2014

Eddie Van Halen

Edward Lodewijk "Eddie" Van Halen (born January 26, 1955), is an Dutch-American rock guitarist, keyboardist, songwriter and producer of Dutch descent, most famous as the lead guitarist and co-founder of the hard rock band Van Halen; an American hard rock band formed in in 1972. They enjoyed success from the release of their self titled debut album in 1978

Have you heard about that kid? That's Eddie Van Halen, He's fucking dangerous on that guitar!

by myspace.com/johnlawson85 January 23, 2009

Saxton Hale

The Love child of Chicago Ted and Chuck Norris birthed by Marlon Brandon under the watchful gaze of The spirit of Eric the Red.

With his Australian Shaped chest hair, manly abs and desire to beat hippies to death, he has become the icon, nay, hero, of most of earth's sentient male population.

Unfortunately, many ridicule or mimick him, particuarly the younger generation of Hale Fanbois who repeatedly utter the phrase "OMG Saxton Hale is Hot anal sex!" a disturbing anogram of the legend's name.

I look forward to working with you/beating you to death with my bare hands - Saxton Hale.

by Not a Cobra October 20, 2010

Haleigh

Haleigh is a very giving person. She is very athletic and caring. She loves making other people smile and loves watching movies with family. Even with a broken heart she’ll love you like it’s never been broken. She is very gorgeous.

Did you see that girl over there? Yeahh she looks like a Haleigh

by Poooontant July 8, 2018