A Norwegian guy with a awsome name and a gigant 7 foot dick.
He loves to play vidoe games and listen to Music most of the day.
He has a half rare disease and a great friend on Instagram called Janus
He loves to play vidoe games and listen to Music most of the day.
He has a half rare disease and a great friend on Instagram called Janus
by JayDogMadFresh April 7, 2021
Get the HaakonPlayer77 mug.A form of Haakon rizz is forceful rizz, meaning no matter how. You will bag a chick and eventually bang.
Others form can very but are most likely random shitty and occasionally disrespectful pickup-lines that for no subtle reason should ever in any occurring universe work... But they do.
Others form can very but are most likely random shitty and occasionally disrespectful pickup-lines that for no subtle reason should ever in any occurring universe work... But they do.
"No one can match that Haakon Rizz ong!"
"Wassup fat head"
"I am hot, ur a thot. Lets bang!"
"Can i lay my head on your thighs while you breastfeed me?"
"1 2 3, your pants below your knees, 4 5 sex?"
"Wassup fat head"
"I am hot, ur a thot. Lets bang!"
"Can i lay my head on your thighs while you breastfeed me?"
"1 2 3, your pants below your knees, 4 5 sex?"
by The Rizzelante February 24, 2023
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by Angelo Vantaalainen March 26, 2021
Get the Mika Hakkinen mug.Used towards a person who isn't paying much attention to a conversation. This phrase is used with the purpose of knocking out a person's social confidence by means of humiliation. Used mostly by edgy alpha meme lord towards an unknowing target within the Philippine setting.
*Normal Conversation between decent human beings*
Person 1: I had a huge party last night, Roxy was there he was all over the place.
Person 2: Ha?!
Person 1: I had a --
Person 2 : Ha Hakdog.
Person 1: I had a huge party last night, Roxy was there he was all over the place.
Person 2: Ha?!
Person 1: I had a --
Person 2 : Ha Hakdog.
by blengblong February 13, 2022
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Get the Håkon mug.A relatively unknown religion originating in the Pacific Northwest. Worshipers of the Person known as Hank. His accomplishments include beating Kevin (because Kevin sucks), being more awesome than Kevin, and cloning. He's like 8 Gods, plus a Jesus.
-In Hankologyism church today, it was so awesome today, he said I was cool.
-Well... If Hank says so.
-Well... If Hank says so.
by Ryan 424 March 30, 2009
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Or
We have a project due tomorrow, we can't afford to Håkon too much.
Or
We have a project due tomorrow, we can't afford to Håkon too much.
by DoItNowNotLater August 9, 2016
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