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Hairline

When the corner of your hairline is receding so much so that it looks like a right angle.
Jake: "Oi bruv, are you losing your hair?"

Rhys: "What?!"

Jake: "Yeah bruv. It looks like a right angle in that corner."

Rhys: "You're right my hairline's fucked."
by Glyndwr February 23, 2017
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Zaids Hairline

A gay ass person who’s high on meth and likes to pretend he’s harambae but behind his back everyone knows he actually looks like harmbae but can’t get any baes!
Wo man chill your being like Zaids hairline!
by Zaids fat hairline March 4, 2019
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Chimpanzee hairline

When a guys hairline is just above his eyebrows. Also called a onehead or a two-year, depending on how close the hairline comes to touching the eyebrows. Usually a guy with a chimp hairline has round or circular ears that stick out straight from the side of his head.
That Justin kid has a chimpanzee hairline. I don't even think he has half a forehead.
by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018
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French Hairline

A hairline that is retreating to the back the head.
John: Oh my?!? Jim, what happened to your hair??
Jim: I got a bad haircut
John: No, you got yourself a french hairline, you gotta embrace it and shave the lot or start wearing a hat.
Jim: what’s a french hairline?
John: It’s retreating...to the back of your head.
Jim: huh
John: you’re going bald. Soon there will be no clear definition of where your forehead ends and your scalp begins.
by Butter-cup November 1, 2020
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gaaras_hairline

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by sexyafshawty June 8, 2021
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Hovering the hairline

To insert a dick so deep in your throat that your lips are just above his public hair.
She had my dick so deep in her mouth , she was hovering the hairline.
by Ollie14 September 21, 2016
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