Hacker News

A website where over enthusiastic programmers and entrepreneurs ("hackers", as they call it) gather and rediscover old ideas thinking they are novel and congratulate each other in the process. They have "curious" conversations, which is a euphemism for a contest of who can use the most convoluted sequence of words to describe terrible ideas that go nowhere. They share articles and news stories with each other, with the added flavor of grandiose commentary. There is ritual of babysitting new users and reminding them to be gentle and not commit heinous acts such as challenging their terrible ideas.

OMG, I can't stop laughing at this comment thread on Hacker News. Are these people serious?

by CrazyDev November 14, 2021

bull hauler

A type of trucker that hauls livestock in their trailer. Always short on sleep and acts a little shady.

Never take a toothpick from a bull hauler.

by Chickenhauler544 March 29, 2017

Crazy Russian Hacker

The purest human being ever. Makes reviews of kitchen gadgects, keeps bees, showed us how to peel an egg the Яцssiаи way and let his dogs walk him once

“Yo have you seen Crazy Russian Hacker’s new video?”
“Nah why”
“Yoo he tests more gadjecgs”
“Yooo”

by hugh chungus March 22, 2018

air hauler

Fuel-chugging pickups on the road that are, 99 percent of the time, carrying nothing in those giant beds.

There goes John in his shiny Chevy pickup air hauler which has never carried anything other than John and his girlfriend.

by allseasons69 March 30, 2009

Vinnie hacker

The most handsome, funniest, intelligent, man on earth
He can also play baseball

I want Vinnie hacker to slut me out
I'm a slut for Vinnie hacker
Did you see how they tried to cancel Vinnie hacker on Twitter the other day and failed

Wow vinnie such an amazing baseball player

by Arianagrandesbadussy August 15, 2021

Vinnie hacker

I’m I simp for this man, The hottest man alive and in all tiktok app

If vinnie hacker told me he was kidnapping me I would say witch car u want me in the back or in the front seat

by Vale hacker November 27, 2020

Marketing Hacker

Increase Revenue, Optimize Efficiency, and cut costs using Automation, Data, and Process.

Isaac is a brilliant Marketing Hacker as demonstrated by his usage of Marketing Automation, Applied Statistics, and new data processes to quarterly revenue.

by ikecube December 31, 2012