Asshole Hacking

When you shove a keyboard up your asshole and start hacking the computer

Hey man I’m asshole hacking your computer right now

by ChickenBiscuits0 April 4, 2019

hackintosh

a PC-clone that has had its operating system replaced with OS-X, making it effectively a cheaper, upgradeable Mac able to interface with most PC peripherals.

If that new lightweight Dell has the grunt to run OS-X, I might have to get one as my hackintosh at home.

by 5ynic July 16, 2007

hacking off

busting a nut, beating off, pounding off, jerking off, jacking off, beating your meat, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, rabbit in and out of the hole, driving over the bridge, firing off some white stuff, meatbag'in it, angering god, going blind, spraying the fire hose, milking the weasel, pleasuring yourself manually, touching yourself, taking a trip to England, forst'in the wheaties, abortion alternative, masturbation.

Dude, I was hacking off the other night and my mom walked in. So awk!!!

by coolcatgiantsfan August 14, 2010

hacket

glaswegian word meaning down right rank rotten, mingingly mockit.
downright ugly.

drewboy is right hacket!

by rudeboy27 November 19, 2004

hacktastic

1. Positive statement referring to a strange or innovative programming or technical task, project or idea.

2. Technical wonder; remarkable technical achievement.

3. Negative statement referring to an un-optimized, lazy or otherwise ignorant method of programming that somehow (or sometimes) gets the job done (eventually).

Positive: "The spyware code Joe Snuffy created was hacktastic!"

Negative: "This code is hacktastic. It either returns the correct data or crashes the client. Please fix it."

by jwh_1997 January 26, 2006

Hacktivision

A moniker given to Activision shortly after the debacle of the Modern Warfare 2 Launch hackfest, given IW.nets inability to actively catch cheaters in tandem with the utter lagfest that is the current iteration of Modern Warfare 2.

Meh, I just got out of another lobby filled with botters and speed hackers, GG Hacktivision.

by Dudefortune June 18, 2010

hacktivism

Politically motiviated hacking. Some examples include denial of service attacks against conservative groups, defacement of political websites, malicious software development, and website parodies. Tends to be leftist and has close ties with anarchy.

When the media is taken over by conservative propaganda, citizens can engage in underground hacktivism to fight back.

by sephos August 31, 2006