rectal haberdashery

Complex term used to describe an asshat, typically so the asshat standing in front of you doesn't understand what you said.

You: Hey, look at that fine example of rectal haberdashery holding up the line.
Asshat: Rectal what? Was that a compliment?

by rm_you November 3, 2005

Haibert

Hairy legs with lice in them....most likely to be short

Haibert has lots of leg hair

by mehe111 September 9, 2011

saint hubert

aka usually known as “hoeberts” is where all the hoes go who get passes around by judge boys

Ava: Did you see Emily is going to Huberts??
Kenzie: No wonder she’s going to saint hubert.

by iamTHATgirleveryonehates September 7, 2021

Hatertots

A way to say someone needs to chill out because they are being a hater or frontin'. Hatetots usually come with a side of Haterade that can be served cold from the Refrigihater.

Calm down on those hatertots bro, leave him alone.

by Ashtray April 9, 2005

Havertown

Havertown is a suburban town approximately 10 miles west of Philadelphia. Close enough to make use of the many advantages but far enough to enjoy space and relaxed living. So many Irish immigrants settled in Havertown that it was said that there were more people in Havertown who claimed to be Irish then there were in Ireland.

Havertown is a rich and colorful town with an excess of Nail Salons and Pizza Parlors, and growing venue of upscale and specialty dining establishments. The schools in Havertown are top end in academics, art, theater and social tolerance. Don't be surprised to run into suburban moms and dads building archery ranges or open fires in their back yards, or out on pub crawls with the neighbors. The police of Havertown are serious, hard working and honest. If you behave yourself then they'll ignore your fire and public drunkenness. If you make an ass of yourself then you'll get to see the inside of a cell.

Folks who live in Havertown tend to stay in Havertown often purchasing homes on the same street where they grew up. People don't outgrow their homes and move on; they simply put additions on their houses. Children graduate from College and move to Philadelphia or wander the country or the world. Most come back to Havertown when they are ready to get serious and start families.

No Karen, I don't want to go drinking in Center City. I'm staying in Havertown; my daughter's in the Haverford High School musical. We're going to walk home after the show and stop for beers and pizza before the entire cast comes back to my house for a bonfire.

by TheBillo313 December 18, 2018

Haberday

"Happy Birthday!"
A slang way of saying "Happy Birthday"
A word originated from the Philippines. (Since there's no definition yet.)

Eg. 1 :

Ei! Bro! I'm greeting you in advance, "Haberday!" Stay Cool!

Eg. 2 :

Guy 1 : Hey! Isn't it November 1 today?
Guy 2 : Hella Yeh? y?
Guy 1 : Hey! It's my fooking bday!
Guy 2 : u sure?... kl! Haberday dude! Let's Partey!

by theblob.jp May 26, 2009

habent

Complete happiness.
Dedicated to Pierre. :)

Tu as habent?
Oui, je suis tres habent.

by Corrina December 14, 2008