grumpy lettuce
oversized, sloppy, and disclored vagina lips in conjunction with excessive, un-tamed, and un-manicured pubic hair and any caliber of offensive smell directly related to the vagina orifice and its activities. (i.e.-pee trapped in hair, vaginosis, and or general body odor.) symptoms are usually discovered upon removal of the panties, foreplay, entry from the doggystyle position, or via your buddy that was a first-hand victim. All in all grumpy lettuce is when the vagina resembles 2 pieces of rotten lettuce that had been sitting in the fridge a little too long. It's so bad it actually makes the vagina look unhappy.
oversized, sloppy, and disclored vagina lips in conjunction with excessive, un-tamed, and un-manicured pubic hair and any caliber of offensive smell directly related to the vagina orifice and its activities. (i.e.-pee trapped in hair, vaginosis, and or general body odor.) symptoms are usually discovered upon removal of the panties, foreplay, entry from the doggystyle position, or via your buddy that was a first-hand victim. All in all grumpy lettuce is when the vagina resembles 2 pieces of rotten lettuce that had been sitting in the fridge a little too long. It's so bad it actually makes the vagina look unhappy.
by BroccoliRob September 5, 2008
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Jacob ran to the bathroom in a number 2 emergency, he sat down and gave a hard push with a manly grunt that was silenced by the grumpy librarian.
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A sexy motherfucker that breaks people's hearts with a single look However he has the sex game of a two year old and is mentally ill. Excessively yells when he is interrupted but consistently finds a way to interrupt others while pounding the microphone with the air coming out of his pharynx. Blurts out and does whatever he wants.
Why are you so shit at the game and acting like a "grumpy cool kid"
Fuck you, You are acting like a grumpy cool kid!
Why do you always act like a grumpy cool kid?
Stop playing destiny you grumpy cool kid!
Fuck you, You are acting like a grumpy cool kid!
Why do you always act like a grumpy cool kid?
Stop playing destiny you grumpy cool kid!
by Nedia The Gumpy May 1, 2021
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by Mattyg2000 June 29, 2008
Get the steamy grumpy mug.A moody man, who is often rude and blunt with his interactions with others. He does not mean to sound rude...but he is just too intelligent to respond to inquiries that require more than a yes or no answer. These Mr. Grumpy pants men are often well read and just need a hug. Good luck with that one! Hugs are not Mr. Grumpy Pants favorite thing to do.
The best way to respond to him is to tell him how much you love and respect him. At first, this may seem like a daunting task. You can say, "Listen Mr. Grumpy pants, i told you that i love you and i'm not taking it back!" Then, slowly turn and walk away. He may even smile at ya if you look back. Dont get your feelings hurt if he does not. After all...he is Mr. Grumpy Pants.
by Reverse Osmosis July 16, 2014
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by hollowbob September 9, 2004
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