geriatric

n. A general term for an elderly person or senior citizen. Derived from the word "Geriatrics" (A type of medicine prescribed to the elderly)

Man... for a geriatric... Brett Farve sure can throw that pigskin.

by Smurf September 29, 2008

geriatric fuck

A memorable quote said by Will Ferrell in the popular 2008 comedy film "Step Brothers".

From the film,

Dr. Robert Doback (Father): "You jagaloons! You're failures! FAILURES!"
Brennan Huff (Will Ferrell): "Hey, you're embarrassing yourself, you geriatric fuck!"

YouTube Link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-mXKIs0jyI

by HolyDumbFuck June 1, 2010

Geri

Short for Geraldine. THE MOST beautiful, sexiest, saucy, smokin hot, gorgeous woman you have ever laid eyes on. Also known for the nicest booty. She is more beautiful that the moon, the stars. She WILL be the best you have ever had in bed! THE BEST at everything in that category! Some even say her beauty can kill kind of like a ninja! She is an exotic beauty. Beautiful hair and a smile that will draw you in. Most likely of royal blood. A Queen or a Princess.

I want to be Geri!

by tiki999 February 3, 2010

Gerita

Gerita is a canon ship in the anime named Hetalia. But get my facts straight, obviously the two people being shipped, Germany and Italy, are in a relationship behind closed doors. Without Gerita, the fangirls would have nothing to fangirl over, except maybe UsUk. Read about it, draw about it, goddammit you can even write a book about Germany fuckin G Italy for all I care. Just support this ship as much as possible.

Did you hear about Gerita being canon?
No...
Oh....okay.

by ameris_bank_dude June 6, 2018

geriachick

An attractive female who is too old - generally above 50 - to be considered a cougar.

Guy1: Check out the smokin geriachick yonder.
Guy2: Dude,that's my grandma!
Guy2: Hi grandma!
Guy1: Your grandma is hot.

by o0oo January 12, 2008

Guerilla Warhair

Guerilla Warhair

The very unattractive hair that lingers on the back of the neck in many men and sometimes women. It occurs often when the person has not gotten a haircut in a while.

GROSS

Guy 1: Duuude look at the back of your neck!
Guy 2: What? There’s nothing there...
Guy 1: You’ve got some serious Guerilla warhair going on. You should get that shaved off.
Guy 2: Fuck, that’s why im such a pussy anti-magnet.
Guy 1: Yeah, you sick fuck

by Rickrun January 22, 2010

geriatrism

When old people use words that aren't real words, but they're too old to remember or care that they're not real words.

Using "d'ruther" in place of "would rather" is a geriatrism.

by Nate Bodine December 27, 2007