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smash the guitar

To masturbate vigorously, as if romancing one's beloved guitar. Common among musicians and college freshmen.
Bro: "Man, some nights I love to just lie in bed and smash the guitar."

Everyone Else: "Ewwww." (Alternate response: "We knew, we can hear you!")
by rock out with yo cock out March 24, 2014
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An internet meme from a well-known anime, Hunter X Hunter. Gain fame in TikTok. Mainly used in cursed HxH TikTok memes.
A: Hey how are you feeling today?
B: kurapika😳is🏃 ♂️now✨🌊drowning🌊✨in😁an🐸indescibibal💋emptiness❤*HAPPY GUITAR SOLO*🎸
by ichozuku December 11, 2020
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red guitar

euphemism or code for a gay man's first time bottoming
Jorge: Hey man, why are you walking so slow?

Chris: Taylor and I played the red guitar last night.
by plaguedbymen October 8, 2009
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Guitar

Derived from ancient string instruments such as the Oud, dating back in pictorial history as far as 5000 years ago.
The Oud was the predecesor to the western Lute, which was the predecessor to the Classical guitar which came into popularity during the Renaissance and Baroque periods.
Further ancestry can be linked to the Sitar and instruments related to the Zither family with actual instruments found in tombs dating back to approx. 500BC.
In Modern versions, the first electric pickup was designed by George D. Beauchamp, a Hawaiian style guitarist in the 1920's. In 1929 he filed patent for the Dobro and in 1934, the first electric lap steel guitar became known as the Rickenbacker 'frying pan'. In 1936 he filed patent for the first electric called the 'Spanish Electro guitar'. In the late 40's Leo Fender sought to design an electric guitar that would be the 'volkswagon' of the guitar industry, the Esquire, which became Broadcaster and then quickly changed to the Telecaster due to possible name copyright infringement with Gretschs' 'Broadkaster'.
By 1950, the first production solidbody electric guitars were in full swing from the Fender factory. The electric guitar was on its way into making history.
With a guitar you can rule the world.
by Charvelguy May 9, 2008
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Cymbals Eat Guitars

Awesome indie rock band from Staten Island. Sometimes incorrectly mentioned as blatant rip-offs of Pavement or other '90s indie rock bands; in reality CEG have a sound that is completely their own. Why There Are Mountains was one of the best records of the 2000s.
Have you heard that new Cymbals Eat Guitars record yet?

I'm seeing Cymbals Eat Guitars tonight, should be a good show.
by aallsskkddjjffhhgg July 13, 2011
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give me my guitar back

When somebody does something unforgivable and irredeemable.
"Goddammit! You slept with my sister, man! Kurtzman, give me my guitar back!"
by JormanThoad September 11, 2018
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20 minute guitar solo

A famous technique used by Pink Floyd, an english music band that is well known for their extended solos, or sometimes, just nothing.
by random_being January 9, 2021
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