Gurt

A mispronunciation of the name Grant by an asshole Brazilian.

Rainforrest killer: "Hey Gurt hows it going"
Grant: "My name is pronounced "Grant" not "Gurt" asswipe"
Rainforrest killer: "Ok Gurt"

by Donald Trumpalumpa March 21, 2017

Gurtted

when you squeeze something tightly and it all comes gushing out unexpectedly.

i gently grasped the long shaft, and slid my to fingers and thumb up the long tube quickly and with passion, the next thing i know i was being gurtted on from my yogurt tube.

by LennyBooBoo February 7, 2022

Gurt

A fat chode like individual.

"Damn man, he's a fucking GURT!"

by 50cal.al February 28, 2018

Gurt

Short for ‘yogurt’, when you say it. It comes with a throaty GUUURT sound.

“Hey mark, lets go down some GUUURT!” GUUURT being that delicious yogurt.

by KPRT89 May 4, 2019

gurts

a word used in such scenarios that other words may not be appropriate so thus gurts is introduced. It can mean anything and those involved in the conversation know what it means by the context surrounding it. Usually used in less serious situations

guy1: did you drink the last beer

guy2: yup

guy3: why you mother gurtser!

by knifeinflavor123 March 10, 2010

Gurt

A getting touched with a crusty cum stain on a shirt or sweatshirt.

AJ finna hit u with a gurt.

That's 10 questions. That's a gurt.

by AjHitThemWithaGurt February 20, 2020

Gurt

The term used to refer to small, fat little girls who have hair that glows as ginger as the sun. Often seen munching burgers and breathing heavily, they are very shy when outside their natural habitat of fast food establishments where they enjoy sitting with fugly fugs and bathing in grease.

Person 1: Oh my god, try not to laugh but there's a gurt coming down the corridor....

Person 2: Are you serious!? I hear if you look directly at one you put on 10 stone!!

by Dracil malfeenan November 3, 2010