Gunk

The action of defecating and urinating at the same time or taking a trip to the bathroom for both reasons.

“Ay bro, where’d you go? You’ve been gone for like 30 minutes.”
“My fault bro, I was taking a gunk”

by yung c’s February 23, 2023

Gunk

The polluted but never the less pretty body of water which runs through the SUNY New Paltz Campus. Was once the home to the of the famous Chuck the Duck.

Last night it seemed like a good idea to go skinny dipping in the gunk, but then in the morning we were glowing.

by New Paltzian August 2, 2008

Gunk

Ejaculation without masturbation. This Phenomenon is brought about only by a mega-hot girl. Like so hot, she melts your face off...

Oh snap, I gunked my pants.

by Fuck Buddy August 5, 2006

Gunk

The sound one makes, or the term referring to the sound one makes, when you hear or smell or talk about really good food.

Seeing those deep fried onion rings made me gunk.

After hearing the description of the steak dinner, she gunked.

by troutdogz June 13, 2010

Gunk

A sexual act in which the man ejaculates into the lungs of the giver.

After being gunked, she coughed up seman for two days.

by Skittles97 May 8, 2014

Gunk

Goober and Punk combined

"Look at that gunk I bet he becomes a phaser in a nickel flip!"

by HateTouch January 3, 2008

Gunking

Rubbing ones buttonhole on another persons face while they are sleeping.

Man I hate those fraternity guys. They were gunking some guy the other night and when the dude woke up, he was covered in ass juice and barfed all over my sweater.

by Creampie415 July 6, 2017