Gumpei Yokoi

Creator of the famed Game Boy and the not so highly thought of Virtual Boy. After the humiliation of the VB, he left Nintendo and worked with Bandai to create the Wonderswan. Sadly, he soon later died in 1997 from a car accident. He ended off poorly, but still left his mark on Nintendo and the world.

We'll miss you Gumpei Yokoi

by Nam January 19, 2005

Grumpenis

General irritability, or GRUMPINESS, from a lack of sexual release or satisfaction. Can also be the cause of anger, short tempers and volatile behavior. Long bouts with Grumpenis may cause depression in some men.

It is recommended that Grumpenis be relieved with the use of a slumpbuster, twice daily, for a length of 10 days, if possible.

I haven't gotten laid in a month and my grumpenis is really starting to effect my overall mood.

by 73dart_swinger June 30, 2010

gumdeng

korean for dirty nigger

that gumdeng is crazy at basketball yo

by Jamaal Tinsley November 9, 2004

Gumpee

When you spit gum onto your penis while urination. If it lands and bounces off your penis, 20+ points. If missed, and lands in the toilet, then 10+ points.

I just did a gumpee in the restroom just now.

by exoticgoryglory June 10, 2018

Dirty Gumper

A dirty gumper is when you poo in a plastic bag shake it up and spread it on your naked partner. Then you proceed to lick the remains off of your partner and have a dirty gumper make out

Gumper TY did you just dirty Gumper Ella Evan’s

by GUMPER master October 19, 2021

Gumpert

A cat that follows you around all the time, never leaving your side, and is always vocalizing its desire for attention/ food. A cat that talks back when you tell it to quit jumping on the counters/ blinds/ screen door/ dog.

Person to cat: "Get off the counter!"

Cat: "MEOW!"

Person to cat: "You are such a fucking Gumpert."

by tacobellcrazy July 15, 2011

Forrest Gumping

When one is stoned but not quite retarded; basically on the border of being alright and just fucked up. Forrest gump was not normal but he wasn't retarded, hence the perfect comparison to being not fully baked.

Pablo: everyone stoned yet?
Daniel: I'm still pretty sober...
Chris: I'm fucked up...
Alex: I'm Forrest gumping over here, 2 more hits and ill be stupid!

by Alex E aka Monkey February 9, 2008