Giraffe Potty

Something completely random and irrelephant.

Yesterday, I saw a cat on the giraffe potty.

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 17, 2018

High as Giraffe Pussy

When you’re extremely baked on marijuana

Me: Bro you feelin alright? That was a pretty big hit off the bong.
Friend: Bro I’m High as Giraffe Pussy

by CJOJOSEPH December 4, 2019

the nard dog guarantee

a guarantee put out by Andrew Bernard (from the Office)... something that stands firm

Andy Bernard: Of course you can count on me, I'm giving it the nard dog guarantee

by tommyboy6688 February 21, 2010

guaranfuckintee

To assure or promise strenuously.

If that bitch opens her canker sore mouth one more time, I guaranfuckintee that it will be the last word she ever says.

by Bustamante January 4, 2008

Giratina

The pokemon equivalent of satan, in Pokemon Platinum it rules over the Distortion world, which is also the equivalent of hell except nothing obeys the laws of time and space

Yay, I'm in the Distortion World! I cant wait to catch Giratina!

by Le Funni Nickname July 22, 2019

Drinking Giraffe

When attempting to urinate with an erection, one must posture oneself so that the legs are splayed out wide and the torso and pelvis can roll forward, thus facilitating a downward trajectory of urine in an attempt to accurately target the toilet. Much like the Giraffa camelopardalis, or giraffe, as he gingerly prostrates himself at the local watering hole.

The extreme case of morning wood forced Jason to assume the awkward Drinking Giraffe position in order to avoid painting the ceiling with piss.

by Whitemule April 29, 2010

reticulated giraffe

The reticulated giraffe (Giraffa camelopardalis reticulata), also known as the Somali giraffe, is a subspecies of giraffe native to the Horn of Africa. It lives in Somalia, southern Ethiopia, and northern Kenya. There are approximately 8,500 individuals living in the wild. The reticulated giraffe was described and given its binomial name by British zoologist William Edward de Winton in 1899, however the IUCN currently recognizes only one species of giraffe with nine subspecies.

Reticulated giraffes can interbreed with other giraffe species in captivity or if they come into contact with populations of other species in the wild.

Together with the Rothschild's giraffe, it is by far the giraffe that is most commonly seen in zoos. Its coat consists of large, polygonal, liver-colored spots outlined by a network of bright-white lines. The blocks may sometimes appear deep red and may also cover the legs. Giraffes are the tallest mammals in the world.

Me: That's a cute reticulated giraffe you have there!
The scared zoo owner who saw me break inside his zoo: Yeah, uh, thanks. Get out.

by theomelon May 3, 2021