guff

The act of losing your 'swim team' do to an exciting situation.

Gillian: Look 4 people behind you. This broad has the one of the top 5 racks I have ever seen
Dan: I just guffed in my pants.

by stuarts91 July 12, 2011

guff

noun: a vagina

"up the guff"

by breivegan August 13, 2003

guff

is the edge of something.

i cant move over any more im on the guff of the bed. dont sit that on the guff of the table.

by smartie pants =] September 5, 2009

guff

basicall means shit but ogrinated from some lepricawns in irland

that was pritty guff

by MC lozza October 10, 2003

guff

The same as Girlfriend. Originating from the chav spelling of the word, or "gf" which, when spoken out loud, is pronounced as "guff" thus making it much cooler.

"This is my guff, Nina."

by Teh Vez0rz July 23, 2006

guff

A slang term for a physically unattractive person.

Mary was a pleasant girl, but a bit of a guff.

by nicola's top man April 8, 2008

guff

An extreme idiot with no intellectual power.

Wow. That guy's such a Guff.

by Pyncha October 18, 2004