by Laila Andrews April 13, 2020

Better than a 'Montalto hunch', even superior to a 'Montalto prediction'... don't leave home without it.
(only to be used when something absolutely & undoubtedly WILL occur)-
(only to be used when something absolutely & undoubtedly WILL occur)-
by stephen montalto June 12, 2008

by Laila Andrews April 13, 2020

by Ruben Dover October 20, 2021

A guarantee of something that is inevitable and a surprise to absolutely nobody. This was created by William "Skeet Murder" Netherly as a way to seem intelligent and make people think he has the inside track on something.
by Choppz13 August 18, 2012

by Mazz MSU October 30, 2008

A term meaning "I agree!", however used by old men and/or young men. Idealy, women could use it also, however that has yet to be seen. Mostly used when no guarantee is in sight or even possible.
"It's cold outside!" "I guarantee it!"
by T-Bone February 11, 2004
