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Guaranteed Like

Someone who always likes your Instagram posts - a guaranteed like, also known as a GL
Charlie is such a GL - he is always liking my photos
Guaranteed Like
by Laila Andrews April 13, 2020
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Montalto-Guarantee

Better than a 'Montalto hunch', even superior to a 'Montalto prediction'... don't leave home without it.
(only to be used when something absolutely & undoubtedly WILL occur)-
Barack Obama will be the next president - I give it the 'montalto-guarantee.'
by stephen montalto June 12, 2008
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Guaranteed Like

Someone who always likes your Instagram posts - a guaranteed like, also known as a GL
Charlie is such a GL - he is always liking my photos
Guaranteed Like
by Laila Andrews April 13, 2020
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Guaranteed Chance

A 100% chance of an event happening, an absolute, there is no doubt in something happening
"Mate, there is a guaranteed chance I am railing that bird in 3 hours"
by Ruben Dover October 20, 2021
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The Netherly Guarantee

A guarantee of something that is inevitable and a surprise to absolutely nobody. This was created by William "Skeet Murder" Netherly as a way to seem intelligent and make people think he has the inside track on something.
The sun is going to come out tomorrow, and I put The Netherly Guarantee on it
by Choppz13 August 18, 2012
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D.V. Guarantee

A promise or assurance by Dan Van the Man of Newport MI that certain conditions will be fulfilled.
Dude, my wiener is eight inches long. I give the D.V. guarantee that it is.
by Mazz MSU October 30, 2008
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I guarantee it!

A term meaning "I agree!", however used by old men and/or young men. Idealy, women could use it also, however that has yet to be seen. Mostly used when no guarantee is in sight or even possible.
by T-Bone February 11, 2004
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