Guantanamo Baptism

When seated on a toilet and your penis head submerges into the water.

I sat down to take a slam and was pleasantly surprised with a Guantanamo Baptism!

by Hamil$tein & CageChicane March 15, 2010

Guantaceema

To be of guantaceema

I defeated the guantaceema speed run with only 5 tries.

by Guantaceema October 5, 2020

Guanaco

The nickname given to those born in EL Salvador.

Jose: Hey que sos? Chicano o Nicoya?
Pedro: Niguno de los dos, soy Guanaco

Jose: Hey what are you? Chicano or Nicoya?
Pedro: Neither of the 2, I'm Guanaco!

by Fezified January 29, 2006

Guayaquil

the most important city of Ecuador, South America

Forget that fucking Quito, man...Let´s go to Guayaquil, we´ll found some hot pussys there

by Satano November 17, 2006

Guantanamoron

Guantanamoron (gwan ta na mo ron) NOUN. Any murderer, rapist or torturer who claims they did not know that murder, rape and torture are illegal. Also, ‘Gitmoron.’ From the U.S. Army prison guards and CIA interrogators at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and “moron.”

I saw these burn marks on the kid's neck. So I asked him, "What happened? and he said, "I bad." The father had been burning his six-year-old with lit cigarettes. I confronted him and he said, "We do it all the time in my country." We got Child Protective Services on his ass and they locked up the Guantanamoron.

by Maxhole June 20, 2009

Guanaca

A woman from El Salvador...A guanaca can usually cook a culinary masterpiece called pupusas, which is a dish EXCLUSIVELY of Salvadorean origin. Guanacas are one of a kind and the hottest women on earth (and no I'm not just saying that 'cause Im Salvy, it's been confirmed).

Puchica, vos esa guanaca esta bien chula!

by Wendeee718 November 22, 2010

guanaco/a

Spanish slang for a person from El Salvador.

Sos Mexicano?
No ese, soy Guanaco!!!!!!!!

by Josueezi September 16, 2003