Gruttocks

An expression of disbelief or disregard used by elderly farmers that don’t get out much

Official - "I'm sorry Mr Giles but the road will be crossing your land"

Farmer Giles - "Gruttocks!"

by Elfingholm December 18, 2008

grotchy

g-roch-ee. adj. 1: looking horrendously dirty or monstrous. 2: groggy. 3: insanely disgusting. 4: terribly upset. 5: crazy and inhumane.

the girl who didn't wash her hair had a grotchy appearance.

by victoriakimmm August 1, 2008

Gratch

A catchall word that can mean most things, but is often a negative term. Also used as an exclamation of excitement.

1. Henry really gratched in his race yesterday, he won by 30 seconds.
2. Nick says that his shins are gratched from the workout yesterday.
3. We got toilet paper and gratched their house.
4. GO GO GO! GRATCH!

by danpiratesfan April 20, 2018

Gruties

moist melty crusty humans

mate that’s acc gruties

by johncenasuncle April 20, 2022

Gruncle

When your niece or nephew becomes a parent, you become a great uncle, a gruncle.

My niece had a baby girl and now I am Gruncle Bob.

by Sutarooni April 26, 2009

Gutcheon

The meaning of this word in German means intelligent, good looking, tough, well endowed genitalia, and overall quality in everything.

History pre-dates this word to the time when Christopher Columbus fell asleep at the wheel of his ship and a man by the name of Jonathan L. Gutcheon navigated the vessel to discover America; hence the discovery of America is because of a Gutcheon.

Also, it is a known fact that George Clooney's original name is Gutcheon. He changed it to Clooney because he lost a bet playing Yahtzee one night.

Wow, you are really good looking and smart.. the perfect catch. You are such a Gutcheon !

by punkt71 August 5, 2008

Gruncle

Great uncle

Hello there gruncle fred!

by TidoBruce January 18, 2021