groton

a school where they have fun shoving broomsticks up each other's asses

groton kids enjoy sodomy

by dadada1234 December 28, 2005

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Decent boarding school that holds great pride in its academics and athletics. However, what actually goes on inside the school is a whole different story - students drink, smoke, slack off work, and show off their wealth through excess fashion and cars. Campus is miserable and dorm room walls aren't even walls.

A lot of joking about being gay which 60% of the school probably is.

Clearly a school filled with Andover and Exeter rejects.

Smart kid: "YES! I got into Andover!!! What school did you get into?"
Fag: "I got rejected from every school I applied to... Except for Groton"
Smart kid: "Sucks to be you"

by HolyMotherOfCows May 4, 2013

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Grooooorg

Death Metal translation for Love.

Gurrrrrrg...(loud guitars)...Grooooorg...(Loud Drums)...Rooooaaarrrrr

by King Kong December 15, 2003

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Groton

Home of the worlds best submarine base, 50 years ago. Now it's just a submarine base.

shipmate1: I want to get orders to Hawii.
shipmate2: I want orders in Groton.
Shipmate1: What's her name and how long have you known her?

by zebraspot August 6, 2005

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While also being a place, Groton is mostly used in context to reference the Groton school. Filled with idiots, the Groton School is hated by all except those who go there. Other schools hate it because all the people who go there think they're amazing, and the locals hate it because it sucks in every way imaginable. Groton is especially know for having really arrogant students who think that being rich is the same as being smart. Groton accepts any retard who lies on their application, believing that lies are better than the truth. Cheating is accepted at Groton, as thats how most people at Groton will live their lives in the future; by cheating off of other people's hard work. It is also common knowledge that kids who attend Groton enjoy sticking broomsticks up each other's asses for fun. Stupid, Spoiled, and Ugly Whores are also a common sight at Groton. But then again what would you expect from a school with a fuckin zebra for a mascot.

Hey, do you go to Groton?
No, I actually have friends 'cause I'm not a spoiled little bitch.

by Nivman May 25, 2008

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